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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, my phone started ringing in the other room. I ran to go pick it up, tripped over my coffee table which gashed my leg, and knocked over my brand new 50" LCD TV, which broke over my head. Turns out it was a wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 20:43 - Isle of Man

Today, I was lying on the sofa when the phone rang. I jumped up to answer in time. I knocked over my laptop, and kicked my guitar into a glass causing it to smash. It was a wrong number. FML

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Hurry up

By lauren_rox - 08/11/2009 17:50 - Canada

Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants round my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML

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Lesson learned

By katharine - 15/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML

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You're grounded!

By Break A Leg - 08/08/2022 14:00

Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 00:05 - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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You deserved it 3 238

By fonsui - 02/02/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML

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You deserved it 4 332

By Sick - 24/02/2009 20:34 - Canada

Today, I stayed home, sick in bed. I had been sleeping on my arms. I got up quickly to grab the phone. My numb left arm rocketed and punched me in the (now cut) lip, which threw me off balance, making me smash my (now bloody) nose off of the headboard. It was a telemarketer. FML

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You deserved it 6 174

Clumsy ass

By minac11 - 26/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML

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By Reno - 15/04/2013 16:25 - United States - Reno

Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

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You deserved it 8 971

By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:06 - United States

Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML

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You deserved it 21 219

Madalena_fml 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:18

FAIL . Couldn't you just miss the call & call them back later ?

Tehalon 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:20

Maybe you should sober up before running in the house.

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Madalena_fml 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:18

FAIL . Couldn't you just miss the call & call them back later ?

khosa 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 10:42

hahahahahahhahahah u SUCK

Kiwi18 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:19

how would you know its a wrong number if your tv fell on you. im sure the last thing you wouldve tried to do was check the phone after all that.

legendbiscuits 5

Sunday 1 May 2011 14:54

agreed

snickerz01 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 16:59

an amazing thing called voicemail! herp a derp!

dudeman1212 22

Tuesday 3 January 2012 9:57

Well she couldn't just give up then!

lizwriteslove 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:19

I'm so proud of you!

Tehalon 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:20

Maybe you should sober up before running in the house.

walkmywaynot 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 8:35

or not run in the house at all

wutupbruh 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:20

this is like that scene in burn after reading...

username0333 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:22

idiot

username0333 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:22

idiot

Champloo92 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:23

i agree with number 3

jio_freed 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:27

#3 and #8 - she probably called them back afterwards

KnOcOuT 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:28

That is why you need to walk to the phone instead of running. You will get there in time and not hurt yourself.

azhein 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 22:19

there's a lot of posts like this you think people would learn

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Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. She warned me they were a little weird. Right when we walked in the door, her parents were there to greet us...in the nude. Apparently this constitutes as a LITTLE weird. They both hugged me. FML

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Today, I woke up to find I'd peed the bed. My girlfriend did the warm water trick to me, where she put my hand in water while sleeping, which can make you piss yourself apparently. As I went to get up, I noticed she'd also painted my toenails pink. FML

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Today, I wrecked my car and got rushed to the emergency room. While strapped to a gurney, a nurse reached in my back pocket, grabbed my wallet and pulled the velcro keeping my wallet shut. The entire room immediately started laughing as condoms and loose change went flying everywhere. FML

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Same thing different taste

Hurry up

Lesson learned

You're grounded!

Thanks guys

Clumsy ass

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