Intimacy: Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got...

By thepixies842 - 19/05/2014 15:34 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got called into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. FML

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thepixies842 6

Monday 19 May 2014 20:24

McDonalds.. let the puns roll:)

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Welshite 39

Monday 19 May 2014 19:47

They were indeed "lovin' it".

cakefete2 30

Monday 19 May 2014 21:33

Well... if you insist. They turned the bathroom into their play place and didn't give a McShit what anyone had to say about it.

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BooItsLauren 4

Wednesday 21 May 2014 23:59

"Once again"

irishmama 5

Thursday 22 May 2014 4:04

I worked at a mcdonalds and they really don't pay enough to deal with anything to do with bathrooms so I feel you OP

dgzhearts_2701 7

Thursday 22 May 2014 4:25

Again?

Tannasgh 22

Thursday 22 May 2014 6:08

Best reason yet to finish college quickly.

baberoothless 8

Friday 23 May 2014 21:25

The homeless need some McLove too.

sNOOBie_fml 24

Saturday 24 May 2014 0:34

This fml inspired me to write a story. Chances are it won't be finished though...

warrik55 6

Saturday 24 May 2014 2:28

He got softserve

shadowlessuncle 4

Saturday 24 May 2014 5:30

you know,Maybe you could join the game..........

CandyApple88 13

Saturday 24 May 2014 14:46

So, did he leave special sauce on her buns?

emmanuelwade 9

Sunday 25 May 2014 1:27

Wtf hahahahaha

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