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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Danby

Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 03:27 - United States - San Ramon

Today, my leadership class was trying to decide who would run the kissing booth in our local carnival. Someone suggested me, to which the director replied, "We'd never make any profit with her." FML

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By cancerfreak - 21/03/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML

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By obsceene - 18/10/2010 10:49 - United States

Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2009 22:53 - Canada

Today, I went our school's football game against their rival team. Before the games started, I got my school's logo painted on my face. After nearly 5 hours of watching the game, I went home to wash the paint off my face, only to find the logo had been sunburned onto my face. FML

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By Nofriends - 09/07/2012 11:44 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, for my birthday, my family offered to take one of my friends to the movies with me. I had to pay a random person in my class to pose as a friend of mine, so that I wouldn't look pathetic in front of my parents. She forgot my name three times. They didn't buy it. FML

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By Arniii - 01/02/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML

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You little…

By thathottchickk - 13/12/2011 22:43 - United States

Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML

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iChel413 6

Friday 2 November 2012 7:53

Sue for emotional damages (: that is not right. It could even get to the local news.

withoutapulse 2

Friday 2 November 2012 7:55

Next carnival, you should suggest that the ringleader of the paper bag incident must wear a plastic bag over their head for pledges.

Comments

TheOfficalJeff 18

Wednesday 24 June 2015 4:46

Im pretty sure you should sue them

trumpy 9

Sunday 7 February 2016 1:49

what kind of peice of shit school do you attend? how did your parents not rain bloody fuckinh hell down on the administration?

kevinsagirl2323 8

Saturday 4 November 2017 15:35

I find it hard to believe a school would let that happen. plus if it had been me there's no way I would out a bag over my head

peterblack67 9

Thursday 4 February 2021 23:40

I'm finding it terribly hard to believe that a school would do that to a student. Don't you have parents??

randybryant799 20

Friday 2 July 2021 9:11

I cannot believe a school let this happen. This is just awful.

wrenavery90 12

Thursday 1 September 2022 17:42

Well no. You didn't have to do anything. I'll never understand why people don't stand up for themselves. Don't you have parents?? I can't imagine any parent being ok with this.