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By thathottchickk - 13/12/2011 22:43 - United States

Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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Today, my kids and I went to have dinner with a coworker. After everyone ate, the kids went to play while I helped clear the dishes. To my horror, instead of individually wrapping the kids leftovers, she scraped all the uneaten food back into the main pots. I wanted to puke on the spot. FML

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By cakehater - 21/08/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, I'm a host at a restaurant. We had a birthday party for a couple of 15 year old boys and their friends. I went to clean the bathroom at the end of my shift and discovered cake everywhere, including all over the urinal. They were even nice enough to draw a smiley on the mirror with icing. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 19:41 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at the hospital. This lady was calling the Nurses' Station, and I had to go see what she wanted. When I asked her what she needed, she mumbled something. As I leaned in closer to hear what she was saying, she threw up all over my face. Apparently, she was nauseous. FML

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By drewcaver - 12/04/2015 19:49 - United States - Houston

Today, a little girl from my Sunday School class approached me and told me she had a stomach ache. She seemed very upset and her face was discolored so I took her to the nurse. While we were walking out the door, I looked down and saw a half-eaten crayon on the floor. That'll do it. FML

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By conley19 - 15/09/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, at work a little girl wanted a slushie. Instead of pushing the tab in, she lifted it up and broke the machine, spilling slushie all over the floor. I was the only one working, so I had to clean it all up. I spent the rest of my shift covered in red slushie and smelling like cherry. FML

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By Eww - 05/10/2014 17:48 - United States - Salem

Today, a girl puked on me. No warnings, nothing. She just threw up on me, then walked off like nothing even happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 00:59 - United States

Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML

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Job satisfaction

By Mark - 06/01/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML

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hyden121 2

Wednesday 14 December 2011 8:47

I would have told the parents off. You're a volunteer so forget that.

yeti0718 8

Wednesday 14 December 2011 8:37

Just remember, little kids and lots of sweets is usually not a great mix.

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yeti0718 8

Wednesday 14 December 2011 8:37

Just remember, little kids and lots of sweets is usually not a great mix.

number0 8

Wednesday 14 December 2011 8:59

You must hate Halloween then.

salsa324 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 10:42

He should've said NO!

imustbeinsane 2

Wednesday 14 December 2011 12:07

Why are parents either too uptight or too carefree these days?

rocky910 5

Wednesday 14 December 2011 12:31

Agreed Salsa324, Who the hell do these parents think they are? Even if it was Op's fault (which clearly it was'nt) its the parents job to clean up the kids nasty puke. Some people make me sick !!

SouthernKiller 4

Thursday 15 December 2011 0:30

YDI for being stupid enough to clean it up. Next time try the phrase 'Eat a dick'

tjv3 10

Thursday 15 December 2011 2:04

You deserve it. You should have told her parents know that it's their child they clean it up

MyEpicDemise 7

Thursday 15 December 2011 3:06

You shouldn't have given in to the parents, solely by the fact that you're a volunteer, not an employee.

karagarren 8

Wednesday 14 December 2011 8:38

Sounds like someone has it in for you .

wisese 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 8:39

While that sucks and you shouldn't have been made to clean it up, it's always a good idea to check with parents before giving children food items.

nattynatters 14

Wednesday 14 December 2011 13:46

It's not his job to stop every kid and ask where their mommy is. The mother should have gone with her. Parents should know that when given the chance kids will eat the worst foods. Op, you should have stood up for yourself.

1two3four5six 23

Thursday 15 December 2011 1:48

not OPs job, the parents should have gone with her since by having a child, they're pretty much entitled to

allen2688 6

Wednesday 14 December 2011 8:41

Should of "acedently" flicked vomit at her.

natewilson 9

Wednesday 14 December 2011 8:44

Yes acedently... As opposed to accidentally.

gunmania0 12

Wednesday 14 December 2011 8:45

Yeah, acedently flick vomit at her, whatever that means... Darn you number 6.

EmmyBabe_fml 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 8:53

I just spent a good amount of time trying to figure out how you would pronounce "acedently"

yumlicious 4

Wednesday 14 December 2011 9:32

I just spent a good amount of time resisting the urge to plunge a knife into my eye. SHOULD HAVE* asda;sldlkn32lknd2k3ldw;dj23;edu p2309urw09jr0jt ,34908ru 2-9u2-4u2395 u2-8utw[0fjsodifjsoidfisodfjoiwerjo3irj2o3pir29r82-2u3r 23-9r 92-3 ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!