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By Anonymous - 24/06/2015 02:48 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML

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By sadbuttrue. - 25/06/2014 01:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML

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By dwaggle - 02/07/2009 00:58 - United States

Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML

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By sisterofthebride - 03/10/2014 20:22 - United States

Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 19:21 - United States - Concord

Today, we went to the wedding of one of my friends. As she was about to throw her bouquet, my boyfriend muttered that if I tried to catch it, we'd be through. FML

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Upping the stakes

By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 05:00 - Australia

Today, I was at a wedding and caught the bouquet. My boyfriend of five years panicked and proposed on the spot, thinking I was hinting at something. I just wanted to catch some flowers, but I had to tell him to get a grip without hurting his feelings. FML

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Double standard

By Anonymous - 06/05/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I was at a wedding reception. Everyone got offended when I threw my hands up and backed off to avoid catching the garter and let the two guys on either side fight for it. Nothing but laughs for the cousin who grabbed the bouquet out of someone else's hand and punched her, though. FML

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By Wrongword - 17/04/2012 10:52 - China - Shanghai

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

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By hairstylistprobs - 23/06/2015 03:13 - United States

Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML

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Forever Alone

By Lisa - 19/08/2018 23:30

Today, at my younger sister's wedding, my hospitalised grandmother called to ask if I have a boyfriend yet, both my parents wondered if I'll ever get married, and when the 13-year-old next to me caught the bouquet, his father yelled from the back to give it to me instead. FML

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By not even interested - 15/10/2017 16:00

Today, at a wedding reception, I accidentally caught the bouquet. I got cussed out by the women who were fighting over it for being uninvited and party crashing. I'm a busgirl and the bouquet only landed on the tray I was holding. FML

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lexcpooh 11

Wednesday 24 June 2015 13:36

Aww, at least now you won't embarrass yourself in front of everyone. But still, FYL

ClashParody 21

Wednesday 24 June 2015 13:37

Ouch... but it sounds like you may have gotten lucky. At least you found out how she feels before proposing.

Comments

aaliyah_valeraxo 11

Saturday 27 June 2015 16:41

Now you know that you need to wait a bit longer cause she seems to want to wait longer too

luke73tnt 17

Sunday 28 June 2015 10:27

Oh wow I'm sorry bro

platypus546 24

Sunday 28 June 2015 12:12

eww public proposals. what a horrible thing to do to someone.

naiveprophet 15

Friday 3 July 2015 5:09

When we were still dating, my husband and I were at a wedding and I actually wildly knocked the bouquet away from me in a panic. He was hurt, but it didn't have anything to do with my feelings for him (we actually spent the ride home talking about our future hypothetical wedding). I was just uncomfortable with the attention being on me.

niahcx 0

Monday 6 July 2015 7:53

Surprises are overrated. I think there should be lots of discussion about marriage before the proposal so you know both are ready for it

NocturnalCro 14

Wednesday 8 July 2015 4:46

Consider that a bullet dodged.

Savannahlynn214 12

Saturday 25 July 2015 21:00

So... Did you talk about it or break it off or what?

zefronke8 25

Monday 10 August 2015 5:15

In that situation, what I would've done is taken the ring out of my jacket, thrown in on the ground and said, "Thanks, Bitch. You just saved me the embarrassment." And walked out.