Work: Today, at school I pulled my bicep muscle arm wrestling. I lost.... - FML

By Disappointed - 31/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, at school I pulled my bicep muscle arm wrestling. I lost. He was 14. I'm the 23 year old security guard. FML

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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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Fake it til you make it

By foreveralone15 - 24/06/2021 10:59

Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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By Sayahh - 07/01/2017 08:07

Today, I pulled a muscle at work doing a cartwheel. I was doing the cartwheel to prove to one of my students that adults can do cartwheels too. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 02/06/2013 04:36 - United States

Today, I won a local arm-wrestling tournament. Too bad I have to use the prize money to repair the tendon I tore in the competition. FML

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By Shotacon - 07/04/2016 03:06 - United States - Woodbury

Today, while using the leg press at the gym, some guy thought he could use more weight than me since I look really young. He hurt himself. He then blamed me and tried to get me kicked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Fall City

Today, two days before a big weight lifting competition with a $3,000 grand prize, I broke my arm. FML

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By j4y - 29/01/2009 00:30 - Canada

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

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By likeyourboss - 04/10/2013 16:05 - Denmark

Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML

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Smash the patriarchy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2022 02:00

Today, at the gym, a guy yelled at me to stop lifting more than his son, because I was embarrassing him by being a girl and lifting more. His son must have been 15 and I almost qualified for the Olympics, but sure I’ll hold back to spare the feelings of a misogynistic 15 year-old little bitch. FML

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wowthatshorrible_fml 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 12:24

that is the most badass kid ever

Paris01 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 12:25

Are you scrawny? (: maybe he takes steroids. it happens.

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SadinSherman 16

Monday 1 November 2010 15:39

Sometimes they have thing that to reward for passing the standardized test or whatever

gigilvrs6 0

Monday 1 November 2010 18:13

Weak.

rencegoh 0

Monday 1 November 2010 18:49

epicfail.com oh and u should probably quit ur job too.

Cinn_fml 22

Monday 1 November 2010 21:21

Damn, comment went to the wrong place. Sorry.

supererika777 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 1:38

you said today at school.you wrote this on october 30. october 30 is on a saturday...

Cinn_fml 22

Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:24

All FML's are required to start with 'today', therefore not all are written the day they happened. Also I think the date stamp refers to the day the FML got posted not written.

Wolfpackcg_98 0

Monday 14 February 2011 4:25

Maybe the 14 year old is freakishly strong?

tap1995 6

Tuesday 14 June 2011 18:53

you remind me of Paul blart

ArentICute 0

Friday 8 July 2011 0:07

Question is, why were you arm wrestling with a fourteen year old anyway?

twirlgirl37 3

Saturday 16 July 2011 4:25

you deserve it for being a security guard and not having a real job...

AvikC818 8

Tuesday 9 August 2011 14:40

YDI because you're probably a fat, stupid ****

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Today, I was been accused of stealing lunches from the fridge at work. I’m a huge germaphobe and would NEVER eat someone else’s food, but because I’m the fattest one in the office, everyone automatically blamed me. Hashtag fatgirlproblems. FML

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Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

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Today, I got in trouble at work because the person whom I trained, and had done everything correctly with no mistakes, and said he was comfortable being on his own when I asked, was screwing it all up over the course of 6 weeks. When I asked him, he said, "I think my way is better than yours." FML

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Today, a bunch of guys at work chased me down a corridor with a Febreze spray for smelling like I'd been "sleeping in a hollowed-out horse's carcass" and having "the personal hygiene of a billy goat." FML

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Today, my officemate used the telephone beside my desk again. I still can't think of a better way to tell him how awful bad his breath is without the having to do it personally. We've been workmates for a year now and he still hasn't gotten a clue, despite of me covering my nose every time. FML

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Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school. Apparently, she told her teacher about the “special massages” mommy gives her. I’m a licensed massage therapist, and I massage my daughter with lavender to help her sleep. Now everyone thinks I’m a weirdo. FML

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Today, for my husband's birthday next weekend, I booked a holiday which he was happy about… until I told him it was a surprise family holiday so I'd invited his kids and their families. Now he doesn’t want to go and has made up a fake work emergency. He’s a bus driver. FML

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Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML

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