Work: Today, at school I pulled my bicep muscle arm wrestling. I lost....

By Disappointed - 31/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, at school I pulled my bicep muscle arm wrestling. I lost. He was 14. I'm the 23 year old security guard. FML

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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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By Sayahh - 07/01/2017 08:07

Today, I pulled a muscle at work doing a cartwheel. I was doing the cartwheel to prove to one of my students that adults can do cartwheels too. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2013 04:36 - United States

Today, I won a local arm-wrestling tournament. Too bad I have to use the prize money to repair the tendon I tore in the competition. FML

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By Shotacon - 07/04/2016 03:06 - United States - Woodbury

Today, while using the leg press at the gym, some guy thought he could use more weight than me since I look really young. He hurt himself. He then blamed me and tried to get me kicked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Fall City

Today, two days before a big weight lifting competition with a $3,000 grand prize, I broke my arm. FML

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By j4y - 29/01/2009 00:30 - Canada

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

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By likeyourboss - 04/10/2013 16:05 - Denmark

Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2022 02:00

Today, at the gym, a guy yelled at me to stop lifting more than his son, because I was embarrassing him by being a girl and lifting more. His son must have been 15 and I almost qualified for the Olympics, but sure I’ll hold back to spare the feelings of a misogynistic 15 year-old little bitch. FML

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Sunday 31 October 2010 12:24

that is the most badass kid ever

Paris01 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 12:25

Are you scrawny? (: maybe he takes steroids. it happens.

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Selena_is_back 7

Sunday 31 October 2010 15:48

ahahaha looks like someone needs to work out a little more.

sarabear123mjluv 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 15:53

lol I found this hilarious!

iheartglasses 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 15:56

Are you serious 55? The FML clearly stated he was the security guard, kinda meaning he works there.. Please go slap yourself

brianjman14 22

Sunday 31 October 2010 15:59

...are you just joking or are you retarded?

kompactkid 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 16:01

I can beat the school security guard at wrestling :D

jckbco 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 16:06

the 23 y.o. DEGENERATE security guard

persephone13 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 16:11

You arm wrestle with the students at your school? You must be their favorite security guard, lol.

jaybird09 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 16:18

FAIL!!!

Selena_is_back 7

Sunday 31 October 2010 16:27

*facepalm*

DocBastard 38

Sunday 31 October 2010 17:52

I...you...I mean...OP said... Oh, forget it.

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