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By elite - 19/01/2012 21:59

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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By my face though - 25/01/2016 17:04 - United States - Kettle Falls

Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML

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By Jayne - 29/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML

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By acneface - 21/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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By top dog! - 11/10/2011 20:05 - Australia

Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML

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By WTTFFFF - 09/05/2014 17:24 - United States - Tecumseh

Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML

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By nonymous human subject - 14/11/2015 20:02 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 15:28 - Canada - Sooke

Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye. It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone. FML

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By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 05:02 - Australia

Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML

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ClassyCommando 13

Friday 20 January 2012 1:37

"Oh, right. It wasn't bleeding before, but then I took an arrow to the ac-knee." *Prepares for onslaught of thumbs down* I regret nothing.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Friday 20 January 2012 0:25

Let's see how many ignorant comments THIS acne related FML can gather.

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frenchygirl95 7

Friday 20 January 2012 23:00

French one!

PrincessEva_fml 0

Friday 20 January 2012 23:21

Je l'ai reconnue direct.. Elle est dans le top 20 en plus je crois

PrincessEva_fml 0

Friday 20 January 2012 23:19

This is a fake, it was published 2 years ago on the French FML website..

Sirin_fml 46

Friday 20 January 2012 23:21

Nope. If you look on the website, you can see how we say this is translated from VDM, to share with the English-speakers.

PrincessEva_fml 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 0:01

Sorry I didn't see it..

_MidnightLuna_ 17

Saturday 21 January 2012 23:30

derp

BostonBruinsFan 8

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:14

Plz **** off, TheIsland, cuz ur balls haven't dropped yet...nor will they ever! You just got SERVED!!

lovelylittleme 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 7:47

Ewwww... Gross.. :/

lolyeahthatsme 11

Sunday 22 January 2012 3:58

eww-.- thanks for sharing -_-

laceymarie95 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 5:14

That's so mean.

kittySplash 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 5:44

Thats really mean but it's ok every one has at least one pimple

BriCswagg 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 23:01

Whatabitch..

HelloKandace 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 23:46

wow -_- I hope she didn't say it in front of everyone !!

mariahrocks09 1

Monday 23 January 2012 0:09

Damn it's not that serious just crack jokes back on him I hate when people try and get some teachers in trouble over petty comments

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