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By elite - 19/01/2012 21:59

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye. It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone. FML

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By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 05:02 - Australia

Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML

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Friday 20 January 2012 1:37

"Oh, right. It wasn't bleeding before, but then I took an arrow to the ac-knee." *Prepares for onslaught of thumbs down* I regret nothing.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Friday 20 January 2012 0:25

Let's see how many ignorant comments THIS acne related FML can gather.

Comments

ghashlycrumbs 8

Friday 20 January 2012 5:04

Answer "That's the 47th pimple - how did you pass high school?"

pm_sky 0

Friday 20 January 2012 5:11

Your comment : what a mean teacher for putting it like that, she should have told you to go look in a mirror quietly!

NickPaulson 6

Friday 20 January 2012 5:28

Everyone gets acne at some point, don't let it bother you, you'll grow out of it, just don't touch your face and see a dermatologist, they'll give ya some mess and insurance will cover the ludicrous prices

UnleashedKilla1 4

Friday 20 January 2012 6:04

Someone's loosing their job...

briannajm 9

Friday 20 January 2012 6:38

Should have just said you just got your self sued bitch . And walked out .

MikeyFilth13 0

Friday 20 January 2012 6:38

your teacher may not be a dermotologist but they may know ugly when they see it

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 20 January 2012 8:30

Your comment reflects why you hide behind the FML default male profile picture.

GoW_Chick 14

Friday 20 January 2012 8:38

Kind of like when you wake up and look in the mirror? See wasn't that rude, learn some manners then come back and try again. Please, and thank you!

MikeyFilth13 0

Friday 20 January 2012 16:04

Kinda like the way the guy in thye first comment is hiding behind an anime picture! Good one buddy! Gow: you obviously haven't seen you picture.. now that's disgusting!

briannajm 9

Friday 20 January 2012 6:41

^ rude

MikeyFilth13 0

Friday 20 January 2012 16:15

Cry about it!

vip3r20 8

Friday 20 January 2012 7:10

love how everyone assumes this a guy. like girls don't get acne or something. but yeah anyways sorry OP whether a guy or girl a teacher should never that to a student. it's an attack on self esteem, basically the opposite of a teachers job, that teacher deserves to be fired.