Miscellaneous: Today, at Six flags, friends and I were going to ride "Superman"....

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 16:33 - United States

Today, at Six flags, friends and I were going to ride "Superman". People lose their phones on it easily, so I asked a friend who decided not to ride to put mine in her bag. When it ended, I learned she went and asked an employee in navy to hold onto it, but couldn't find him. Employees wear yellow. FML

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By surfer - 21/07/2014 17:14 - United States - New York

Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML

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Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML

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Today, I didn't secure my friend's wheelchair well enough to my car roof before giving him a ride. It flew off mid-drive and we still haven't found it. FML

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By oh no - 06/06/2016 15:45 - United States - Rochester

Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 13:27 - Canada

Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML

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By phone-less - 17/12/2015 02:47 - United States - East Peoria

Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 00:24 - United States - Boise

Today, while out hiking, my phone slipped out of my pocket. I caught it and gave it to my little cousin, giving her a "special mission" to keep it safe. When we got back to our cars later, I asked her for my phone back. Turns out she left it under a shrub back in the hills so it'd be "safe." FML

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By happymum - 30/09/2011 11:10 - Netherlands

Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML

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By bandit99999 - 19/08/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

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By Slow brain day - 09/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML

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cheesecake_love 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:04

Dumb girl. She should pay for/replace your cell, at least partly.

Shadic 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:04

Moronic friends for the lose.

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gangstark3_fml 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 21:31

security where's blue

SaraHasNoH 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 7:40

Six Flags New England's Super Man (recently changed to super man bizaro) dosn't go upside down and has lockers at the start of the line.

Hippie6 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 20:02

at the six flags in Chicago the superman definitely goes upside down and the employees there definitely wear yellow. OP's friend is a moron :p

shelbylove 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 12:37

sad face

navalacademy2015 4

Saturday 25 February 2012 7:06

Lol I lost my wallet on that. Some othr dude lost his life.

pwnman 33

Thursday 28 June 2012 5:23

Cut the service

hockey0429 4

Saturday 30 June 2012 21:06

I'm pretty sure employees wear light blue..

rawr_ily96 24

Friday 5 April 2013 2:21

I would say go on the Titan next time. The Superman is an iconic ride at the Arlington park, so I'm assuming that is where you went.

Sir_Swaggington 6

Tuesday 16 April 2013 20:10

He couldn't just hold it for the 2 minutes it takes for the ride to complete? Your friend is an idiot and an asshole.

SammieKayyW 4

Monday 18 August 2014 5:04

See, the thing is, only 2 parks have Superman, and both of those parks wear royal blue now.

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