By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 16:33 - United States

Today, at Six flags, friends and I were going to ride "Superman". People lose their phones on it easily, so I asked a friend who decided not to ride to put mine in her bag. When it ended, I learned she went and asked an employee in navy to hold onto it, but couldn't find him. Employees wear yellow. FML
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Sensory deprivation

By Trisha - 07/10/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
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cheesecake_love 0

Dumb girl. She should pay for/replace your cell, at least partly.

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k0rnflakes 0

maybe because she explicitly said she didn't want it 2 fall out?

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Pointy130 0

Have been there, Have ridden superman, and yes it does go upside-down. and yes, I did see about 12 phones on the ground underneath the coaster.

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moonlight_daze 8

Everything is so expensive at Six Flags.. even the pop is overpriced. Why should a can of Pepsi cost that much?

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moonlight_daze 8

And yes, motherfuckers, it's called POP not "so-duh". Get it right!

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Apocalyptus 0

105, are you trying to start another stupid argument over which colloqialism is more correct? Soda, pop, sodapop and soft drink are all valid names for the same thing!

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moonlight_daze 8

#106, It depends on what region the company is based in. Most soft drink companies don't use either word because they know better. But it does say POP on most concession stands at Six Flags. Although a few might read "soda pop" due to the large number of tourists that go there. And incidentally.. I have a couple cans of Faygo in the fridge that say "Pop" on the can. I have baking soda too. ;-)

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ImTheAlpha 30

Pop? Lol, always thøught that was weird. xD I say soda, as well as all my friends, my family, almost everyone I've ever met. I live in Washington, but I've been all over since I was little.

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itsbrie 0

oh god i hate that ride superman. i work at great america and some employees do wear blue to be honest.

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junomcguff_fml 0

OMG, force her to give you a new phone. Or ditch her bad friend-ass.

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QuarterQueen 0

isn't superman the ride where that girl got her feet cut off on?

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WaterMist 0

Why would she give her bag to the employee if she wasn't going on the ride? I call fake.

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burningxbridges 0

she. did. go. on. decided last minute, even I didn't know until she got off. that's why i said "she went" in it, but I couldn't ellaborate because of the character constraints.

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WaterMist 0

Are you the OP? Why did you post anonymously? Also, this is what you said: "...People lose their phones on it easily, so I asked a friend WHO DECIDED NOT TO RIDE to put mine in her bag. When it ended, I learned SHE WENT AND ASKED an employee in navy to hold onto it, but couldn't find him..." You can interpret "She went and asked" as she went up to an employee in navy.

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ravenscorne 0

here's a thought. If you hold it n your hand. It won't fall out of your bag. Ydi for not having more common sense.

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