Miscellaneous: Today, at Six flags, friends and I were going to ride "Superman"....

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 16:33 - United States

Today, at Six flags, friends and I were going to ride "Superman". People lose their phones on it easily, so I asked a friend who decided not to ride to put mine in her bag. When it ended, I learned she went and asked an employee in navy to hold onto it, but couldn't find him. Employees wear yellow. FML

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By surfer - 21/07/2014 17:14 - United States - New York

Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML

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By Trisha - 07/10/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML

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By Zyopy - 18/12/2015 08:33 - Australia - Hampton

Today, I didn't secure my friend's wheelchair well enough to my car roof before giving him a ride. It flew off mid-drive and we still haven't found it. FML

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By oh no - 06/06/2016 15:45 - United States - Rochester

Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 13:27 - Canada

Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML

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By phone-less - 17/12/2015 02:47 - United States - East Peoria

Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 00:24 - United States - Boise

Today, while out hiking, my phone slipped out of my pocket. I caught it and gave it to my little cousin, giving her a "special mission" to keep it safe. When we got back to our cars later, I asked her for my phone back. Turns out she left it under a shrub back in the hills so it'd be "safe." FML

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By happymum - 30/09/2011 11:10 - Netherlands

Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML

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By bandit99999 - 19/08/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

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On the fritz

By Slow brain day - 09/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML

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cheesecake_love 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:04

Dumb girl. She should pay for/replace your cell, at least partly.

Shadic 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:04

Moronic friends for the lose.

Comments

RollrcoasterDude 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 1:29

it actually depends on which superman u go on. each sixflags has a different one. some go upside down while others don't. the sixflags closest to me has one that doesn't. but there are flying superman coasters that do. but next time look for a nametag that says sixflags!

Amortifiedperson 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 1:39

Ugh... The superman at my sixflags goes up about ohhh....... 75 feet... possibly more.... I'm totally scared of heights...

mrda 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 2:42

Ydi for have a retard of a friend.

wi_party_boy 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 2:54

I love Great America, and I think that one is the best. I went there for a physics field trip, and it is sweet how it inverts you. Scary though

1985_fml 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 3:07

This was the Superman in Gurnee. This is one where you are horizontal. You dont just go up and down like the one in Texas. This one you fly all over the place. Also, there are no secure boxes that are watched by the employees here. You have to pay for a locker which is a complete rip off. Def. file a report at the lost and found. My boyfriend lost his phone on this ride. When we went to lost and found to file a report. The guy in front of us lost his phone on Superman. Except his was the new IPhone 3G.

KerieRenae 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 4:49

I was at Six Flags today, but the one in Dallas. There superman in Dallas is waaay different than what you guys are saying.

dan81892 2

Sunday 13 September 2009 5:44

sounds like someone owes you a phone

burningxbridges 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 6:13

poster here, i just got a user. yes, i totally went to Six Flags in Tx when I live in Chicago. It was in Gurnee, you go upside down. You lay down. and i said in there (had to constrict it though. f 300 char.s) she decided to go on it and gave someone the bag to hold. It was not today, it was last week, but my internet was down. 2 other friends lost things too, one in skinny jeans, like someone suggested (i was too, but still) and someone who left their phone in the shoe bucket. not taking chances there. yeah, i went to the lost and found. but even they said they prob wont get it.

arizonait 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 6:26

your a moron. I work at six flags on the superman ride. its pretty obvious who the employees are-their yellow shirts are florescent and employees aren't allowed to hold guests' personal items. If your friend is stupid enough not to realize that and give your stuff to some random guy, then you're stupid to give your stuff to her. BTW, this is exactly why every park has LOCKERSSSSSS!