By happymum - 30/09/2011 11:10 - Netherlands

Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML
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JustDannyG 0

The new generation has no class... I'm ashamed to be part of them -__-

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D37H100 5

I do feel bad for you, people stealing stuff is just wrong. But since this is FML I must laugh at you.

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dre_bro11 12

OP, think of it this way, karma is going to come back around and bite whoever stole it on the ass 10x harder.

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Keyman1212 14

24, when something miserable happens to you, I'll be right there to obnoxiously laugh as loud as I can in your ******* ears and face to remind you how much shit sucks, k? Love you (:

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enonymous 8

Wait it's the Netherlands? Nigel Powers was right... Never Trust the Dutch.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

33- Who's the girl in all of your pictures?

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D37H100 5

33, sounds good. But isnt it what this site is about? Getting quick laughs out of someones misfortune?

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Keyman1212 14

37- It's a new one in each picture. 38- Yes, sometimes. I tend not to find FML's to be nearly as funny as some of the ridiculous shit people say in the comments, however.

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yamatelle 19

That thief is hands down, the worst thief there is. I apologize for our generation's alarming, wristy behaviors. When you find him/her don't give them a second chance, turn them in. It was crystal clear to him/her that it wasn't his watch. Don't worry, OP, time will serve him/her right.

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Keyman1212 14

Eh... I'll give you a 6.5 out of 10 for those puns.

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_Oblivion_ 12

Sucks because I just bought a new watch. Time wont serve him, karma will.

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AlectusTheFury 8

Yeah, and I'll do the same to you, since this is the meaning of this site.

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m1k30d 6

33- If OP didn't want to be laughed at, I don't think he would have posted this on FML. FML is supposed to be for entertainment; however, this FML wasn't funny, so I can't really blame you for not laughing.

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x_ESCADORA_x 0

Omg wth i wrote maggots and they change it to people... Stupid FML MAGGOTS!!

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dre_bro11 12

77, so she looked at your dick, then said 'that's a blast from the past'? She probably meant the day you were born or something.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

No. The guy cumed on her face, and she said, "that's a blast from the past." How hard was that?

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Zeek63 0

This Op is why we cannot have nice things

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evaki1 12

Well... At least you didn't lose your phone or wallet!

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johnnyolivares 0

What if it was a Rolex? I would rather lose my phone or wallet.

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komania 6

Then it's OPs fault for losing a Rolex. Things happen, but would you really wear a $10,000 watch to the pool?

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JessieBrianneKim 3

You mean Catherine Obvious? (If you don't know what this is from, you're a disappointment to life itself)

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sickjairo 7

Thats from victorious haha

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JessieBrianneKim 3

Thank you sir(:

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feedmankeynow 10

#68 I feel like a disappoint meant in life for knowing where that's from

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kkmwong 11

Ask for security tapes and hunt the person down.

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mistersheezy 7

Is it not waterproof, why remove it at the pool?

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jillianmathers12 13

When did she say it's not waterproof?

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mistersheezy 7

I don't know, I was asking.

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Enslaved 36

The OP could have removed it so she wouldn't get a tanline around her wrist.(:

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RetardedBullFrog 4

She could've put it in a locker or something. I'm guessing its water proof, the wrist thingy probably just snapped or something.

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badandevil 0

For some reason this will get alot thumbs down.

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junkboy 4

When I was a kid, I always wondered if that actually happened.

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