Love: Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've...

By Username - 30/04/2011 08:51 - United Kingdom

Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML

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By The Gabriel - 24/04/2022 10:00

Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML

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By FirstKiss - 13/07/2009 15:00 - Canada

Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML

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By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

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Party blues

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2015 18:23 - United States - Cheyenne

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

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By alf - 27/10/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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Dealbreaker

By banarama - 05/02/2021 07:54

Today, I found out that the person I'm seeing is a terrible kisser. I really like them, but it's awful. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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Spin on this

By foreveralone - 21/03/2020 06:00

Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML

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By johncabbot25 - 23/12/2011 10:53 - Canada

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML

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Vennie98 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 19:24

what a bitch

JoSmokes 10

Saturday 30 April 2011 19:28

I had my first kiss at 17. Who honestly gives a crap?

Comments

needsagf14 12

Monday 2 May 2011 4:05

check ur teeth

noname83 0

Monday 2 May 2011 4:11

well tell her that the kiss was horrible and she's defiantly not worth your time...

carebearzrule 0

Monday 2 May 2011 5:18

I had my first kiss when I was eleven....fyl...was the girl ugly or pretty? cause if she's ugly fyl AGAIN for liking her just sayin

JenL_fml 7

Monday 2 May 2011 6:11

Where does he say that?

YouReallyDeserve_fml 0

Monday 2 May 2011 7:07

I can tell someone's getting some....

wickedlyevil96 0

Monday 2 May 2011 20:50

dude wheres ur life?

tbonea1990 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 5:49

well u were happy so good job and break a leg

rattsl 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 21:13

bummer dude.

nater535 7

Wednesday 4 May 2011 22:53

Wtf. how could you like someone like that?

NecromancerA7X 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 17:55

well I'm almost 17 and haven't had my first hug yet lol

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