By Anonymous - 03/02/2015 18:23 - United States - Cheyenne

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
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Cass_x 22

How does she know what her brother kisses like? D:

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Johnnycake23 42

Run bitch! She gonna kill you!!!!

xokpxo 12

What part of the FML did you read to make you think she's going to kill him?

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Johnnycake23 42

I guess people haven't found their sense of humor yet this morning. She is just really weird and he would do better to get out now.

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gennyv 29

Your comment mad no sense for this FML at all

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marigoldcobain 21

This isn't funny, I read the other comments and... Just no.

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NamelessFace 22

When your joke fails at the one purpose it has-being funny-it's your cue to quit trying. It's like a microwave without heat or a shower without water.

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Cass_x 22

How does she know what her brother kisses like? D:

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Ashamed_Sister 60

This question is the main point about this FML.

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Khaleesi_26 30

That is an easy question to answer! The girl is obvouisly Cersei Lannister, and her brother Jamie.

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Googolman 29

Or maybe OP is a time traveller and the girl is his mom from the past.

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Wakachulak 22

Only one way, and I don't want to say which!

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Scorpio1691 29

I think everyone is asking the same question.

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verysmarmy 11

"When I kiss you, it's like I'm kissing... my brother."

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imapartypooper 15

The next FML is going to be, "Today, I just walked in on my son and daughter making out in my daughter's bedroom. I don't even want to know what else they do when I am not home. FML."

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Eyeslick 33

Hopefully she means that you're just being super awkward, as if she was kissing her brother(which would be awkward)?

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CandyApple88 13

It's probably the girl from an older FML who's brother asked if he could practice kissing on her.

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Googolman 29

Did no one understand my Back to the Future reference?

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incoherentrmblr 21

This is what would've happened if Marty's mom in Back to the Future 1 would've kept kissing him...

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dragoongirl90 34

Whoa, dude! I'd demand some kind of explanation as I slowly backed away...

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imapartypooper 15

I wouldn't know what to say. The other really creep part aside from the fact that she knows how her brother kisses is that she obviously sees it as a compliment.

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am_bugg 20

I'm baffled that she just continued kissing you like everything she just said was okay..

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Morning_fml 22

Well, if she's okay with incest I guess she'd be okay with anything.

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voltroz 18

How would you know? Maybe she's into it too ?

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jerryj 27

Yeah we should give this new kind of ****** up category a name. One idea could be to call it incest.

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RobinGoodfellow 47

Hopefully she's speaking from observation and not from experience.

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lil_ham1644 29

Watching her brother kiss is creepy as well, though.

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nialls_girl 13

Or making out with your eyes open if she is basing your kissing through observation.

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thespiantess 18

Amongst all the possibilities, making out with her eyes open would still be the less creepy one...

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cheeeksss 29

Please tell me you asked her to elaborate...

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Soundslikeothers 15

Just go with the flow until she asks you for a three some

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