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By TeachAllTheMath - 04/11/2017 10:22

Today, at the age of 32, I found out a friend of my mom’s from high school is my biological dad. Not the man who raised me that she was married to for 19 years. FML

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Mynxie 26

Monday 6 November 2017 20:01

Doesn't make the other man less of a father. And when you say they were married for 19 years, are you saying that your father is dead or did they divorce? If it is a no to both, the massive difference between how long your parents were married and your age should have made you ask some questions.

TeachAllTheMath 19

Thursday 9 November 2017 11:01

I was 12 when they divorced after being married for 19 years.

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Mynxie 26

Monday 6 November 2017 20:01

Doesn't make the other man less of a father. And when you say they were married for 19 years, are you saying that your father is dead or did they divorce? If it is a no to both, the massive difference between how long your parents were married and your age should have made you ask some questions.

Leeono 26

Tuesday 7 November 2017 14:55

Agree with the father bit but regarding the time married they could have simply married after the child was born. My nephew is 16. His parents have been married 6 years for example.

TeachAllTheMath 19

Thursday 9 November 2017 11:01

I was 12 when they divorced after being married for 19 years.

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