By M. Night Shytefuck - 20/01/2015 22:52 - United States - Plattsmouth

Today, I handed my boss my 2 weeks' notice. 20 minutes later, I was doing my work alone in the very cold basement of the building. My boss claimed it was a routine relocation planned months in advance. It's going to be a long 2 weeks. FML
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DocBastard 38

I have a feeling you're about to come down with a very nasty flu that will keep you out of work for, oh, about 2 weeks.

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jttorkildson 21

I'm pretty sure there are laws about providing a suitable work environment.

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sweetbliss3 37

at that point, **** the 2weeks. I know you shouldn't, but that's bullshit.

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meli1195 31

I would just walk out. that's some messed up shit

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khaoticpanda 28

This is his chance to be a total dick to his boss/slack off and it wont even matter.

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niallo 23

You're leaving the job. Who cares what they think. If the next job has an issue, tell them. You gave notice and were punished for it.

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incoherentrmblr 21

This is the part where you get pissed b/c they didn't give you your stapler back and burn the building down...

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Emzinatorbot 26

Don't wait 2 weeks tell him now and get it over with.

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photographer49 22

#2 then it would look bad on OP to future employers

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strike2867 13

It wouldn't look bad at all. The two weeks is a courtesy. His boss has shown he doesn't understand that. The risk here is a future employer will call him for a reference, but at this point I can't imagine he would give out a good one regardless.

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jttorkildson 21

I'm pretty sure there are laws about providing a suitable work environment.

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arachnophile 13

OSHA requires employers to provide a safe work environment, but they also would (perhaps more so) be protected under various Anti-Retaliation laws.

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NomeDMF 17

That sounds a little like brutality and bullshit from your boss to me. I'm very sorry OP..

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EJSwank 14

Go to HR about that, the guy sounds like a class A dick

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DocBastard 38

I have a feeling you're about to come down with a very nasty flu that will keep you out of work for, oh, about 2 weeks.

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Enslaved 36

Just needs a doctor's note to make it valid. Hmmmm?

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devildog562 33

Valid or not by the time they ask for it he'll be gone anyhow. Hey it's still flu season.

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False_Stupidity 41

Now OP can honestly say that a doctor told him that he has the flu.

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tdawg91 17

Working in a cold basement will do that to ya

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nomoreparty 11

Generally as per HR exit policies it is not allowed to take leave during notice period for any reason, if done so one may be required to work extra days as per the terms of employment. So OP may have to serve 15 days notice,which may delay his further future plans.

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Spentpoet 26

We all know the history of the term "relocation"

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helloboyzder 13

All I can say is FYL. This is...wow. FYL indeed.

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