By Anonymous - 28/12/2014 20:12 - United States

Today, at the airport, a lady bitched me out for changing her departure gate. She called me incompetent and accused me of "messing with people's lives" by "making them walk." I didn't change the gate, and the other gate was less than 10 feet away. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 52

"It's not my fault you're a ******* idiot, ma'am." How I would love to be able to speak my mind to some certain individuals! ;)

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badluckalex 23

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adrian1910 15

Sometimes I cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.

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Exodiafinder687 58

Hey! I'm not lazy. I'm just.....uh....I'm just.......never mind. I'm too tired to come up with an excuse. I don't even have the energy to finish this sen

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blazingshot147 19

And we wonder why this generation has a sense of entitlement... Welcome to America folks, the land where the customer service agents have to deal with the worst.

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MrNiceGuy569 18

Any things a ***** if you're brave enough

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brasiliano 16

I see what you did air

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MrSassypants 32

A plane in the ass would be a pain in the ass though.

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brasiliano 16

Things like this can runway your day. OK that was bad

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quickit 24

#19 That pun will send you crashing down into the negatives.

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thief1434 23

Geez, these comments really crashed and burned.

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grimpeeper 13

These puns are tearing my air out That was horrible.

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28

#6 nah her ass isn't even going to make it on the plane.

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samantha236le 17

Messing with people's lives? Wow, laziness is so high..

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MrSassypants 32

She's probably watched the butterfly effect way too many times if she thinks walking 10 feet will mess with her life.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

"It's not my fault you're a ******* idiot, ma'am." How I would love to be able to speak my mind to some certain individuals! ;)

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dude_itskayley 17

Didn't realize 10 feet of walking could be classified as a crime. Some people just need to take a moment to rethink what they are going to say because this was a very unnecessary comment said to you!

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Nymeria_fml 25

Well, OP, she could have done something more productive with the time it took her to walk those 10 feet, so you should be ashamed. She could have saved the world, found a cure for cancer or redone the last 3 seasons of Lost so they wouldn't have sucked as much.

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MrSassypants 32

The time it would have taken for her to walk 10 feet is equally proportional to the time the writers of Lost spent on the script for the last couple of seasons.

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ELoni_fml 25

Is it weird that I just assumed the screaming lady was overweight?

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skittle_QUEEN_YO 15

I imagined an extremely snobby gucci prada yada yada wearing rich bitch who has the world on a silver plate. I mean you have to be pretty ******* shelterd to flip put at this.

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YellowKettleBell 31

For Wal-mart buggy riders, walking 10 feet is akin to waterboarding.

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man_in_black08 28

Fat America ;)

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slyde32 12

where did anyone say she was fat? I know plenty or lazy skinny people

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