*Cough cough*

By Anonymous - 14/07/2024 13:00 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, right now, for some reason my dad is sat in the living room masturbating. In our house you have to go through the living room to reach the front door, as there's no access to the front of the house if I go out the back to the garden. It’s been a while. If he doesn’t hurry up I’ll be late for work. FML
I agree, your life sucks 413
You deserved it 95

Same thing different taste

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What the actual ****. Tell him to go charm his snake in the bedroom or washroom like a normal human being who has kids at home!

Make like you’re giving someone a tour of your place on FaceTime.

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What the actual ****. Tell him to go charm his snake in the bedroom or washroom like a normal human being who has kids at home!

Make like you’re giving someone a tour of your place on FaceTime.

Battousai124 7

Might be a bad idea since he apparently likes the thrill of being caught or someone watching.

That does not sound like a safe family household. You have your father masturbating in the family room…

Just walk on by like nothing is happening.