Miscellaneous: Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year...

By nicoreal89 - 25/11/2011 08:20 - United States

Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML

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By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 14:22 - United States

Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML

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By Kronic - 02/07/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML

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By batter--up - 17/02/2010 02:54 - United States

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom was over on the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said, "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML

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By Dad - 21/08/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I paid my daughter a surprise visit, only to see her husband beating her. I charged in and slammed him into the wall. She screamed at me to stop. They'd recently gotten into martial arts and were sparring, and now he's got a broken arm. FML

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By Garchomp - 09/07/2013 02:08 - United States - Dodge City

Today, working my job, I had to explain to a kid that Pokemon is owned by Nintendo and they don't make it for the Xbox. Upset by this, he took hold of my leg and started biting. I'm also suspended, because his mother complained when I kicked him off me. FML

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A good thing? Really?

By Anonymous - 20/06/2023 12:00

Today, my daughter had to deal with a Karen at her job, lost her temper, and punched her unconscious just to shut her up. Sounds like a good thing, right? Wrong, she pressed charges, got my daughter arrested, and she’s now facing years in prison for grievous bodily harm. FML

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Friday 25 November 2011 16:11

what a badass . at least you avenged your kid .

Irishxoxo 2

Friday 25 November 2011 16:12

At least you tried to defend your daughter.

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arcottrammathorn 1

Friday 25 November 2011 16:15

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BSwag40 0

Friday 25 November 2011 17:02

The last thing he said "and my daughter has a concussion" doesn't mean anything I guess..

docscientist 9

Friday 25 November 2011 21:34

Reading comprehension failure.

SpartanCEL 6

Friday 28 June 2013 20:24

Your mother had an epic fail when she gave birth to you

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LuxAeterna_fml 0

Friday 25 November 2011 16:31

Why not?

ArielTheMermaid 17

Friday 25 November 2011 16:58

Who said it was for the daughter? It could have been for an older brother or cousin

screamo_neve 12

Friday 25 November 2011 17:11

Or that kid down the street.

Amandabobmaxwell 4

Friday 25 November 2011 17:54

Why not? Assuming it was for her.. My son is 5 and he has an xbox. Get with the times man.

bizarre_ftw 21

Friday 25 November 2011 19:30

Way to miss the point of the FML!

musicmaster13 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 8:21

I agree!!

Linebacker74 8

Friday 13 December 2013 1:33

She wasn't necessarily getting the xbox, she may have just been in the man's path

Fylminesawsome 5

Friday 25 November 2011 16:15

Good on you. I would have done the same thing.

brenkite 5

Saturday 26 November 2011 8:22

I would choke him out and take the xbox

yodas0da 12

Friday 25 November 2011 16:15

dude WTF is wrong with people?? are they so cheap & desperate now that they think hitting children is acceptable? hope your daughters okay... i hope you hit the bastard hard.

tbagmofo 3

Friday 25 November 2011 17:01

There cheap cuz the economy is horrible

Drummer389000 0

Friday 25 November 2011 17:24

No excuse to hit a kid. Just sayin...

seanoc69 7

Friday 25 November 2011 16:15

Whole new meaning to gamer rage

grannygruber 6

Friday 25 November 2011 16:16

You should have called the cops and had him charged with child abuse. Come to think of it, maybe you should be too for even taking a child Black Friday shopping!