Health: Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking...

By Noname - 05/03/2009 19:44 - Canada

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By My spit everywhere - 30/12/2015 07:48 - United States - La Grange Park

Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML

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By Dr.Anonymous - 22/03/2014 11:56 - India - Mumbai

Today, I was treating a patient at the hospital where I'm a dentist. This particular gentleman was old and slightly deaf. After completing the procedure I gestured to the spitoon and asked him to spit. He got up, steadied himself, and spat straight in my face. FML

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By Username - 15/07/2010 19:53 - France

Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML

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Nervous Nelly

By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By TT - 19/04/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML

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Stiff upper lip

By Diana - 26/01/2024 00:00 - Germany

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML

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By stoych - 08/10/2012 07:14 - United Kingdom

Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML

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Language of love

By TheGirl - 23/11/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

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Friday 6 March 2009 1:05

OH my gosh!!! I would throw up!

xelectrickiss 0

Friday 6 March 2009 1:07

im gagging. seriously, nasty.

Comments

shamille 5

Sunday 8 March 2009 2:02

eww!!!! why didn't he have a mask on!?!?!

Simp_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 5:09

Oooo, nasty!!!

entrikinl 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 5:51

That. Is. So. Nasty. Why in the world didn't he have a mask on?!!!

maemae21 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 8:11

ewwwwww

DaBoss_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 21:28

gross. your life blows buddy.

FashionQueen 0

Monday 9 March 2009 1:35

Well its for sure not true, mosty because this 'Noname' person has wrote many of things and some of them are of the same page ever. No one life sucks that much buddy:) but nice try.

ms_876 0

Monday 9 March 2009 6:17

oh god, i would have vomited. where the heck was his mask??? i used to have an orthodontist whose breath smelled like rancid milk.

smallaz 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:46

hmm...my dentist and hygienist both wear the mandatory face masks which cover both their nose and mouth. (Please note my above use of the word "mandatory," as in "not optional."

mavedatthews85 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 18:18

I hope you told him off and demanded your money back.

hooverSP 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 8:29

I'm well aware there may be dentists who are "old school" and dont always follow universal precautions, and also dentists all have to learn to clean teeth and some choose to do so, even if most have hygienists in practice... However my biggest issue with this story is the unlikelihood that a dentist's nose would be positioned over a patient's mouth. Dentists are seated behind a patient, and it would require an abnormal posture to be in the position for this to happen the way it is described