By My spit everywhere - 30/12/2015 07:48 - United States - La Grange Park

Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML
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sunsetium 14

Couldn't she just send you to the washroom and give you a towel or something?

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sunsetium 14

Couldn't she just send you to the washroom and give you a towel or something?

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corporatescoundr 25

For real... My dentist wipes my face off if something like that happens and they really don't want me to move. That's weird OP.

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Symantha23 25

Ew! I hate going to the dentist because stuff like that always happens to me too! Sorry OP!

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domolovesyoshi 33

Or the suction thing sucks your uvula up now that is horrid

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Edumcg 24

If that always happens you should consider changing dentist.

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jesterinperil 28

You'd think she'd be professional enough to let you clean up. Look on the bright side, it could've been a drill or worse. Chin up, mouth open OP.

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AcieMcG 21

That tool always freaks me out, at least it wasn't blood.

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moocowmilk0 19

She didn't even clean you up? what a crappy dentist

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TheNewGuy03 28

That's awfully callous of that dentist. It's like she didn't give a spit about you.

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kibster9 20

Usually they have a towel around your neck, you didn't use it o wipe your face?

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cannbend 11

My dentist tells me to turn it on when I like... Why didn't you just do the same?

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fishystixxx 9

Your dentist has you turn it on? That's odd.

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