By mind your own business - 05/10/2017 06:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

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Today, at the doctor's, I dropped my pants and the attractive nurse assured me it was the biggest one she had ever seen. Unfortunately, she wasn't referring to my penis, she was, in fact referring to the huge haemorrhoid hanging out of my asshole. FML
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abNormal62 23

Biggest hemorrhoid ever? No ifs, ands or butts?

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Justinspires 5

Hemorrhoids are no joke painful. Sorry bro. Hope you get better soon

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xMaeLA 24

In the words of our favorite animated comical beloved black guy, "Oh, that is just nasty."

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protoskore 27

to anyone with the same general problem, try taking stuff called "bioflavonoids citrus complex" for a couple of weeks. It helps, but I have no scientific study to back up the claim, just the results for myself and some relatives.

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