By mind your own business - 05/10/2017 06:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

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Today, at the doctor's, I dropped my pants and the attractive nurse assured me it was the biggest one she had ever seen. Unfortunately, she wasn't referring to my penis, she was, in fact referring to the huge haemorrhoid hanging out of my asshole. FML
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abNormal62 23

Biggest hemorrhoid ever? No ifs, ands or butts?

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Jinamisu 4

You deserved it for sexualizing someone trying to do their job.

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ayyylmaoo 6

looks like someone's getting laid tonight

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EnvyMe33 26

Once you get a hemorrhoid it will always come back unless you have surgery. You can always shove it back in “butt” if you eat Taco Bell it will be pointless.

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MrsBugi 21

I've seen this exact FML in the past. Pretty sure almost word for word that it's the same.

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acmariner99 25

Do your roids hang low, do they wobble to and fro

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BeardedLondoner 24

This is a lie. It's a joke that's done it's rounds before. Moderators should have picked that up.

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I'madumbass 19

Is it bad that I don't know what a hemorrhoid is?

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