Kids: Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted...

By teach - 05/02/2009 00:40 - Canada

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By Phycheledic - 12/05/2016 10:22 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML

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By obsceene - 18/10/2010 10:49 - United States

Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML

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By ugly - 07/04/2009 23:34 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, "How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you're so mean?" He responds, "I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you're so ugly." He's 7. FML

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By presidont - 18/10/2009 12:25 - Switzerland

Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML

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By GK - 08/05/2009 11:20 - Australia

Today, in my class I was nominated for the guy with the worst hairdo. I don't know what is worse, the fact that I was nominated or the fact that I felt let down when I did not win. FML

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By sophie - 13/04/2011 16:36 - United States

Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By lemonchips - 12/10/2015 21:28 - Norway

Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML

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By kyyle - 11/01/2014 04:02 - United States - Chicago

Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was "head", so I pointed to my face. Nobody on my team got it. But they did guess, "Ugly?!" FML

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badonis 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 12:27

You know what? Kids don't know shit.

huanita 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 22:50

kids can be so sincere that hurts sometimes. hope you can deal with the situation in a good way...

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angelmonkey 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 2:37

u noe wat they say...kids r alwayz honest with that stuff

Franorox 8

Monday 13 June 2011 1:42

haha ydi for being too hard to look at

jdawg2010 0

Friday 17 June 2011 21:45

10 votes from me! it's sad, because the teachers that usually get the least votes are the sweetest ones! don't worry- they will get it back one day!

kitten123456 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:29

you probably actually teach and make them do work... I say good job! and make their next test hard as hell

22cute 17

Monday 1 August 2011 8:54

I'm sorry. Kids can be so cruel sometimes. I'm a teacher too. I know how tough it is, but you're doing a wonderful thing.

ThatCrazyChick_ 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 9:37

so true!!(:

Ketchup_Castle 30

Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:40

This reminds me of the time no one clapped for me at graduation even though over people got tons of claps.

nollid7 5

Thursday 18 August 2011 4:26

She at least got an honest answer. LOL

youtubetre_fml 14

Thursday 27 October 2011 13:50

Precocious ...

Havin 19

Tuesday 3 January 2012 23:00

It still would hurt, regardless of their age I reckon. Don't worry about it :)

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