By sophie - 13/04/2011 16:36 - United States

Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML
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tanhauser08 0

Everybody knows that it is impossible for a princess to be ugly. I mean, if you're rich and powerful you HAVE to be pretty.

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nillakush1 3

i bet you're gorgeous :)

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Autoshot 9

YOU WANT THE TRUTH?!? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

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LunaNstars 0

that's clever. and poor OP. :(

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Flyin_Turtle14 0

Truths a bi+€h sometimes

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Finn_the_human 5

Don't you see princess? WE WERE ALL BORN TO DIE!

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Flyin_Turtle14 0

I though they would block it but I guss not

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esu 5

that's rough perhaps your just too smart to play the princess :)

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scar97 0

1- **** up and post a real comment. it's really annoying when the first poster has nothing good to say...

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staceysgenesis16 0

ooo thats a good idea .. a hint of piss n sugar in her coffe

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HateyMcHater 4

"...princesses ARE evil. The way they get that power is they kill people."

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C6Racer 0

MissBunny, she should menstruate in her coffee instead.

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dre_bro11 12

Ewwww! How disgusting. The thought of sugar in her coffee?!?

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NoHabloEspaniol 2

tell me bout it

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SwaggerMelon 6

Wait? Why would be playing a princess? How old are you?

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Nuclear_Ninja 6

Could you play the beast?

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enonymous 8

It's ok I'd hit it... want a mustache ride?

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enonymous 8

Yes I am. creeping every night and on all genders.

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nutsackmuscle 0

haha bro you are awesome.

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holymolybro 0

.....I bet you listen to cold play..

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SpilltMilk2 0

Just hide it and ride it .

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staceysgenesis16 0

haha !! hide it n ride it lmao

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humzizzl3 0

maybe OP you should committ suicide and everything will be fine :]

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tanhauser08 0

Everybody knows that it is impossible for a princess to be ugly. I mean, if you're rich and powerful you HAVE to be pretty.

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CardMaster1992 0

It's obvious she shouldn't be a princess if she doesn't have the look for it. Every bad movie and play out there would be either the acting sucked or the actors/actresses just didn't fit the part. Why this is even an FML is beyond me. OP sucked for the part; she needs to get over it and audition for a role she Can play.

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EvilPotato 14

completed agreed I just she broke it to her nicely

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kingtz 6

Yes, audition to play the evil witch or ogress.

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mandalore92 0

16 I got moderated for that kind of talk by the FML Nazis. watch yo self

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beatrucelynn 0

#4 have you ever SEEN the queen, how do you explain THAT?!?

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beatrucelynn 0

she's one bad hair cut shy of being Susan Boyle? god save the queen because surely noone else will......

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CardMaster1992 0

I am confused as to whether your avatar is a girl or boy with long hair. FYL with that picture. Oh. And try not to post such a moronic comment if you won't handle such a comment that I made in due-respect to yours.

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mygreenhoodie 0

cardmaster, you're a douche

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FallonFerSure 6

I think it's a pic of a guy with hair only on the sides with a baby's face photoshopped on. Odd...

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randomlettrrs 8

if she is ugly, then no sex. no sex = no child inside her.

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BuhZinga 2

OK 71, now try adding alcohol to your equation. Ugly people need lovin too ^_~

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shoecrazy 5

9 that was a stupid thing to say you ish.

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nillakush1 3

i bet you're gorgeous :)

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ImaWiseGuy 5

perhaps she is, but not gorgeous enough to play the princess.....<-her teachers words not mine.......

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txgirl2013 14

get a mirror and say "you have no room to talk...". even if she is pretty she has a ugly attitude

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melbadelb 0

I'm sorry to be off topic but seriously that is the cutest dog I have ever seen in my life & just made my day . I really would love to be able to pick that dog up & give it a hug .

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ImaWiseGuy 5

isn't that dog like a maltipoo or something?

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MegamiKaosu 28

I love my Shi tzu<3

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jvillan87 5

I like how Shi tsu is like shit zoo

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jvillan87 5

I like how Shi tsu is like shit zoo

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