Miscellaneous: Today, at the end of a bachelorette party I travelled three hours...

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2017 23:32 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, at the end of a bachelorette party I travelled three hours to, the unintoxicated bride-to-be didn't even say goodbye or thank me for coming. When I said goodbye I was completely ignored. FML

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