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Splat!

By Anonymous - 11/05/2020 14:00

Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 555
You deserved it 218

Same thing different taste

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bl3ur0z3 17

That may be what triggered the diarrhea, but I'm thinking the shit coming out of your ass clued you into the fact that you have diarrhea.

bl3ur0z3 17

That may be what triggered the diarrhea, but I'm thinking the shit coming out of your ass clued you into the fact that you have diarrhea.

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slowhandjp 16

Do you sleep on the floor?

bl3ur0z3 17

That may be what triggered the diarrhea, but I'm thinking the shit coming out of your ass clued you into the fact that you have diarrhea.

bl3ur0z3 17

That may be what triggered the diarrhea, but I'm thinking the shit coming out of your ass clued you into the fact that you have diarrhea.