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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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Sick moves, bro

By Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By wrongman - 14/02/2018 19:00

Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2019 12:00

Today, I nearly drowned. I was at a wave pool for the first time and stupidly swam out to the deep end. When the waves turned on, I discovered I can't swim in rough water. Despite my yelling, "Help!" and flailing around, the lifeguard paid me no attention. My friend had to save me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I tried to impress our swim team coach by doing a complicated backflip from the diving board. I landed face-first in the pool and had to be rescued by the lifeguard, so I guess I won't be going to the Olympics any time soon. FML

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By no_hullabalo - 04/09/2009 14:50 - Taiwan

Today, I went para sailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. And I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML

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By spaghett - 29/08/2016 20:32 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML

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hawkie409 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 9:25

Well? Did you impress her?

ALERI0N 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 9:32

lol gravity just pantsed you.

Comments

perdix 29

Saturday 22 May 2010 12:31

Was there significant shrinkage?

martyh27 2

Saturday 22 May 2010 13:40

Shrinkage !!!

Lisa89 3

Saturday 22 May 2010 13:55

I've been a lifeguard, and for me, I really couldn't give a shit if there were hot guys there impressing me [not that anyone would], I was more concerned keeping an eye on everyone in the pool, making sure people didn't, ya know drown instead of seeing if there were hot guys. YDI for thinking a lifeguard would ignore their job duties [of making sure people didn't die] and pay attention to you.

liveloveandownit 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 14:12

My cousins almost let me die while they were on lifeguard duty because they were looking at hot guys. I was 4 and my dad had to jump in after me.

Lisa89 3

Saturday 22 May 2010 13:55

commented twice for some reason

isroc 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 14:33

I bet she was turned on ....

Tarak_fml 7

Saturday 22 May 2010 14:36

well u could have impressed her.... if she likes small d*cks. :P

ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 15:09

YDI for being an idiot. What makes you think that is on anyone's list of qualities they want in a potential date: must dive perfectly?

perdix 29

Saturday 22 May 2010 19:02

Most male divers are gay anyways. Hopefully, he's not trying to achieve perfect window treatments or triple lutzes to impress women.

blackllama 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 16:46

who the **** modded this?!?!

EmmyGrangerDC 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 16:47

"Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin' like a FOOL with yo' pants on the ground....." More like shorts in the pool..... :) haha judging by the fact that he put this as an fml, he didnt impress her.