Love, Awkward and Swimming pool: Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to...

By wrongman - 14/02/2018 19:00

Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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The language of love

By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 16:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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No warning

By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2012 19:19 - United States - Paterson

Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML

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By spaghett - 29/08/2016 20:32 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML

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Mynxie 26

Monday 5 February 2018 3:24

You are disgusting. It's a public pool, meaning there are possibly children around and you do that kind of shit. I hope you were banned from the pool.

clairecurses 19

Wednesday 7 February 2018 21:02

PUBLIC POOL.

Comments

mrlucky22 18

Wednesday 14 February 2018 22:01

Was it a wet dream for the guy you kissed?

Bubbilility 27

Thursday 15 February 2018 4:36

All this time I've been afraid of sharks in my pools when I should have been worried about dogs.

Mynxie 26

Saturday 17 February 2018 8:44

*woof woof* Better send in Animal Control

TacoTheDank 27

Monday 30 April 2018 23:12

This comment is severely underappreciated.

Dale Gulley 8

Thursday 15 February 2018 12:24

As a comment on society, if the genders were reversed, you might have been in serious trouble...but yay equality.

joeyl1990 28

Thursday 15 February 2018 14:40

she probably could have gotten in trouble for this if the victim decided to do something about it.

pjsr 32

Friday 16 February 2018 3:06

So that was you?!? Thanks - most action I’ve gotten in a while!

bass_ftp 12

Saturday 17 February 2018 13:03

On the upside, it seems you're a woman, so you won't become a registered sex offender for the rest of your life.

Mynxie 26

Saturday 17 February 2018 17:15

Screw off with that double standards crap. I hope the poor guy presses charges of sexual assault and she is found guilty and made to be registered as a sexual offender.

thumb.twiddle 6

Sunday 18 February 2018 1:04

my bf did this to my roommate once. my r/m was bent over and the bf came around and slid his hands WOOP right up his ballsack from behind and WHOAAA it was NOT me hahahah

5th_point_of_contact 8

Sunday 18 February 2018 19:21

I don’t understand why people are so upset about it being a public pool. Lighten up or do y’all get this riled anytime people show affection in public. It’s not like she dropped trow and inspected him.

nanjiii_fml 26

Tuesday 20 February 2018 0:14

very funny - lucky me it's not my man you kissed everywhere ahahah

Davros 12

Sunday 29 April 2018 6:09

Honeeyy it was an accident. I didn't know it was some other guy I was blowin underwater.

pjsr 32

Monday 30 April 2018 19:34

Today... my girlfriend broke up with me because she saw me with another girl kissing me all over and grabbing my crotch underwater. She won’t believe that I don’t even know the girl.