By PFCdavila - 23/03/2011 03:46 - United States

Today, at work, a coworker started to tell me about his weekend, without me even asking. Halfway through his story, I started to daydream and lost track of time. Bored, I told him, "Hey man, I'll call you back, I've got to get back to work." Then I remembered I wasn't on the phone. FML
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it was my third double, back to back. i was a walking zombie. lol

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perdix 29

You should have told him you were driving and it wasn't safe to talk on the cell. If you're gonna lie, go big!

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mintcar 9

You should've stayed on the phone. How rude. :p

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Roadkill007 9

thanks for sharing op, that's hilarious. Must be awkward when you share shifts with that coworker now

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perdix 29

You should have told him you were driving and it wasn't safe to talk on the cell. If you're gonna lie, go big!

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Zebidee 8

Or, that your plane was about to take off, and you had to turn off your phone...

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kassia_1011 21

You do realize he wasn't actually on the phone right...?

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Happygofucky 0

Lmao, so smooth OP. I doubt he will bore you with more stories anytime soon though!

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tahvoh 3

hahahaha. Ima try that joke!:P

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ohrlynow 9

I bet his expression was hilarious after you said that.

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suprmidgt 0

I hate it when people verbally assault my ears without permission. "hey what are you doing?" "watching a movie" "oh cool! so guess what happened to me two months ago"

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cptmorgan15 2

Last time I checked your idea of "verbal assault" meant making conversation. A conversation doesn't have to start with a question, it can just start with a story or an idea.

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monstersocks 5

It would just be ADD, ADHD would imply that the can't sit still either.

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Autoshot 9

I think you mean epic moron.

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bannedforlife 0

Why is it all the fugly dudes have a no fat chicks t-shirt?

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PFCdavila 6

not ADD or ADHD. Auto - Pilot.

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