Work: Today, at work, a midget came in to buy beer. Not only was he...

By mybad - 11/09/2014 03:57 - United States

Today, at work, a midget came in to buy beer. Not only was he almost as tall as me, he got offended when I had to card him and explain that the manager told me to card everyone, and that it wasn't because he was short. FML

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Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML

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Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

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By Failoffel - 10/05/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, while working my job as a cashier, one of the customers to come to the register was a dwarf. As part of store policy, I had to ID him, and his driver's license said he was from Florida. So I asked, without catching myself, "How's the weather down there?" FML

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By gimme beer - 13/06/2023 18:00

Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2015 11:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 19:00 - Ireland - Navan

Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child and said, "Sorry, little man". Turns out he actually was a little person. FML

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Thursday 11 September 2014 12:16

Some people are just so used to being insulted that they don't think there's a reason behind your doing. Not your fault OP

Duh_0811 17

Thursday 11 September 2014 12:16

Did he buy the "Tall boys"?

Comments

omgsorry8676 6

Friday 12 September 2014 3:48

They are NOT called midget they are called little people.

otumboo 10

Friday 12 September 2014 4:45

there's no way you could've got out of that

niome_fml 9

Friday 12 September 2014 5:40

what does card him mean?

rocker_chick23 27

Saturday 13 September 2014 6:09

It means to check if they are old enough to drink legally

NamelessFace 22

Saturday 13 September 2014 4:07

Seriously, can someone tell me how people can be more offended by a word like "midget" than a term like "little person"? I legitimately do not understand it at all.