By jules - 17/04/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML
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nina_fml 0

I don't see how you could make this mistake. People who suffer from dwarfism tend to have a very characteristic body shape that looks nothing like a child...

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6969awesome 0

lol not to be a spelling Nazi but 115 u just wrote a 5 letter word

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nolasaints 0

sux? Are you too lazy to write four letters?? say it with me now>>>. "sucks"

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Daniel_great 0

you don't deserve it how were u supposed to know why are there so many ydi

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zach055 23

YDI for insulting a little person

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6969awesome 0

lol not to be a spelling Nazi but 115 u just wrote a 5 letter word

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tallyhallrulz817 0

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa.... ohhh that's funny :)

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Asstazztic 8

I'm a ******* retard

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christa953 12

ydi for being an idiot. and when I was a child people like u really annoyed me. maybe I didn't go to the store with my parents

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Matt_192 6

lol old guy and a midget: "....where's the rest of ya?!"

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AngryPants 0

yep....bad luck strikes again...you coulda just helped him though...=P

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Fields4mint 0

Always look at the face--if the proportions aren't a dead giveaway.

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nina_fml 0

I don't see how you could make this mistake. People who suffer from dwarfism tend to have a very characteristic body shape that looks nothing like a child...

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askingandy 23

Midgets and dwarfs aren't the same things. My height qualifies me as a dwarf, but not a midget because I am not disproportionate. I'm seventeen and have been mistaken many times as a seven or eight year old. So it is possible, especially if OP hadn't seen the man's face.

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balor_fml 0

Man, that was just a little mistake on your part... a tiny miscalculation you could say!

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mrhahn530 0

I would have slapped a child leash on him and brought him to the front counter...

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lifeislife_fml 0

Haha I'm imagining what he looked like when he saw you!

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fatfaceunited 0

Maybe he was up to some illicit deeds and he didn't want his mom to know where he was. Then you come along and threaten to spoil his fun.

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Devin_Duke 0

LMAO, awkward. Truthfully it's not hard to know the difference between a little boy and a midget. Midgets have arms and legs which are very short, large heads, and look like mini-me. (No offense) Little boys are usually skinny (or fat) and have arms and legs which are at a normal length for their height. That's a fail on your part

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