Health: Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient...

By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 18:01 - United States

Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

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By blehhh - 04/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML

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Foot meet mouth

By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 15:44 - United States - Ridley Park

Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said, "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML

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Checked out

By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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Been there, done that

By Anonymous - 05/08/2014 02:00 - United States - New Ulm

Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML

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By cocacola999 - 03/05/2014 10:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML

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By Noname - 06/03/2009 22:20 - United States

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML

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Jim Henson lives

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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By Sun_Kissed18 - 09/07/2014 07:26 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2012 23:08 - United States - New Kensington

Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML

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BigShOtz07 5

Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:32

This reminds me of the movie Teeth *shutters*

notjanedoe 27

Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:51

That reminds me of cows *udders*.

Comments

karlcolt45 19

Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:39

just dive under the gown and yell, “but I do!"

unknown_user5566 26

Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:39

You're staring at her ******, it's only fair that it can stare back, right?

Maureenek23 10

Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:39

Tell her you miss her whispering eye (It means ******) - role models

possy 19

Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:40

Don't look it directly in the eye... It's a form of aggression, it will attack! Slowly back away, but don't make any loud noises. If that doesn't work, then get into the fettle position and pray you survive the attack!

DracoSpirita 21

Wednesday 10 April 2013 0:06

*Fetal. What is a fettle? A female kettle?

SS99_fml 20

Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:40

Whatever you do, do NOT give it a kiss!! O_O

Vanillanougat 14

Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:41

This woman was actually being very considerate by reassuring OP. Just imagine how relieved he was to know he wouldn't have to deal with any teeth down there!

Vanillanougat 14

Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:42

"It's okay to stare at my breasts, they like to stare at you too."

mattlw 25

Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:46

I know that my comment will be buried, but I must ask. OP do you have no sense of humor? That is probably the greatest thing I have ever heard. It in no way, shape, fashion, or form belongs on FML. This story should be on the opposite of FML's website (if such a site exists). If that were my wife, I would high five her.