Health: Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient...

By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 18:01 - United States

Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

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By blehhh - 04/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML

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Foot meet mouth

By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 15:44 - United States - Ridley Park

Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said, "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML

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Checked out

By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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Been there, done that

By Anonymous - 05/08/2014 02:00 - United States - New Ulm

Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML

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By cocacola999 - 03/05/2014 10:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML

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By Noname - 06/03/2009 22:20 - United States

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML

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Jim Henson lives

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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By Sun_Kissed18 - 09/07/2014 07:26 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2012 23:08 - United States - New Kensington

Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML

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BigShOtz07 5

Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:32

This reminds me of the movie Teeth *shutters*

notjanedoe 27

Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:51

That reminds me of cows *udders*.

Comments

etishuman22 32

Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:54

I feel like this has been on the site before...I know I've seen it.

martinfml 8

Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:55

LOL!

ironic_legacy 9

Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:58

If a doctor ever does the cough and drop test on me, I'll make sure that my junk is properly fitted with two googly eyes and a monocle

FluffyWizdom 15

Tuesday 9 April 2013 23:00

she's hilarious ! hahaha !

etishuman22 32

Tuesday 9 April 2013 23:06

I seriously feel like I've seen this FML on the website before. I've seen it somewhere...

mduerden 18

Tuesday 9 April 2013 23:16

Tell the wacko she needs to get a life, and you're going to sue her for sexual harassment, then no need to work the rest of your life and look at the "good and/or bad" vaginas. Winning

docscientist 9

Tuesday 9 April 2013 23:22

It didn't occur to you that she might be making a practical joke?

DracoSpirita 21

Wednesday 10 April 2013 0:07

43 - Nope, losing.

NurseJonathan 9

Wednesday 10 April 2013 0:41

Sue her for sexual harassment? He works as a gynecologist. Not like a little joke or two wouldn't lighten up the fact you're probing your victims-- er patients.

NurseJonathan 9

Tuesday 9 April 2013 23:19

This reminds me of the movie Teeth. Never seen it? Then don't. Trust me. You do not want to.

NurseJonathan 9

Tuesday 9 April 2013 23:25

Oh. My mistake. I was in the sun and number 1 said it, I was unaware.

raesos91 26

Tuesday 9 April 2013 23:20

did it wank at you?

NurseJonathan 9

Tuesday 9 April 2013 23:28

No, but the nose wiggled.

raesos91 26

Tuesday 9 April 2013 23:29

lmao, yeah I meant to say wink. ;D

SMHsohard 22

Tuesday 9 April 2013 23:25

Gyne exams as a rule are monotonous (let's face it, how many times can you count the ceiling tiles?) and offer little opportunity for levity. This is just awesome.