Health: Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient...

By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 18:01 - United States

Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

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By blehhh - 04/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML

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Foot meet mouth

By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 15:44 - United States - Ridley Park

Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said, "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML

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Checked out

By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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Been there, done that

By Anonymous - 05/08/2014 02:00 - United States - New Ulm

Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML

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By cocacola999 - 03/05/2014 10:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML

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By Noname - 06/03/2009 22:20 - United States

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML

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Jim Henson lives

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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By Sun_Kissed18 - 09/07/2014 07:26 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2012 23:08 - United States - New Kensington

Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML

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BigShOtz07 5

Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:32

This reminds me of the movie Teeth *shutters*

notjanedoe 27

Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:51

That reminds me of cows *udders*.

Comments

Trix_Disorder 20

Wednesday 10 April 2013 12:54

Is it just me, or do breasts already resemble googly eyes?

lambda_fml 40

Wednesday 10 April 2013 13:10

Nope. Just you.

SanpakuEyes 18

Wednesday 10 April 2013 13:36

Your patient is hilarious OP! It would have been even funnier if she could throw her voice and make it talk.

Vaginabutter 15

Wednesday 10 April 2013 14:53

that is too funny.

The_F3rris 11

Wednesday 10 April 2013 15:19

Vagazzling is becoming a trend. Watch BMS.

Storia30 9

Wednesday 10 April 2013 18:07

I feel for u; she's gross there is a time and place for everything, and it not when ur eagle spread with no draws on. Lmao FYL!

whY402Jay 12

Wednesday 10 April 2013 22:06

Maybe it's her way to not feel really weird about someone checking out her ******. Some people are just different so don't think life sucks just because of that.