By halliemarie1818 - 24/04/2013 02:01 - United States

Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML
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iLike2Teabag 27

You out that cow through a lot. Talk about tearing it a new one...

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Jakeymd 9

No one deserves to experience that. FYL (was it like opening a can of coke that had been shook?)

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ArashiGirl 13

Well...I guess you can't ever call him an Asshole.

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bad_luck3 15

Whole new meaning to tearing someone a new one

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annalivlivliv 20

It's ok OP the poor thing was probably in even more pain beforehand plus good on you, not many people would be willing to do that.

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zykrithium 22

You'll have to do much worse to it later on...

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Zeroace 18

You literally had to tear it a new one.

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