Work: Today, at work at a gas station kiosk, a man requested a carton... - FML

By aprilmay91 - 11/03/2012 12:38 - United States

Today, at work at a gas station kiosk, a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said, "I only come here for the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML

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mmmPoptarts 6

Sunday 11 March 2012 19:24

wow he is a smart man

shroomboy 4

Sunday 11 March 2012 19:25

Fyl, being short sucks:(

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zykrithium 22

Saturday 21 February 2015 6:47

He's got the right idea.

Ninjerman 7

Saturday 22 August 2015 7:10

Not short. "fun sized!"

Morningstar1231 0

Wednesday 9 March 2016 5:42

Use a damn stepladder.

randybryant799 20

Sunday 31 October 2021 21:08

Get a stool or a stick to get them down.

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