Work: Today, at work, I accidentally got ink on my white dress shirt...

By CMANIA - 07/09/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, at work, I accidentally got ink on my white dress shirt - right by my left nipple. Absentmindedly, I licked my finger and tried rubbing the stain out. When I looked up, the Vice President was staring at me in disbelief. FML

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Same thing different taste

So that's a no, I guess

By Marie - 08/06/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, I had a meeting at work with my board of directors for a potential promotion. When one of them told a joke, I politely let out an amused snort. Then, I noticed my director's white shirt and tie covered in red splatter. I nose bled all over the director of my company. FML

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By fired101 - 08/02/2010 06:04 - France

Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML

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By Confused and Disgusted - 23/02/2015 23:42 - United States - Sparta

Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

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Spunky

By grimatwork - 01/11/2010 17:24 - United Kingdom

Today, after taking my jacket off at work, I found a large faint stain all across one side of my shirt. Turns out that my fiancé had used it to "clean up the bed." I am the manager of a supermarket with 40 employees. It was pretty obvious what it was. FML

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Mostly okay

By Anonymous - 15/09/2024 00:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I spilled coffee on my shirt and had to change before a big meeting. The only clean shirt I had was a gift from my brother. I didn’t notice it said "World’s Okayest Employee" on it until I was sat in the meeting. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

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Wiped out

By STIgary - 17/07/2021 16:01 - United States

Today, while at work, I had to poop. While wiping, I somehow managed to get the back tail of my shirt in between my butthole and the toilet paper, effectively wiping my ass with my white dress shirt. FML

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Not what you think

By Anonymous - 28/05/2023 06:00

Today, I was running late to work so I started getting dressed and brushing my teeth. I got to work 5 minutes late, which is when noticed a toothpaste stain on my shirt. I thought it looked identical to a cum stain, and the worst part was I was wearing black, so it was noticeable. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 00:01 - Australia

Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML

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By 911 - 13/11/2008 03:57 - France

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 8 September 2009 9:26

That wasn't disbelief, it was amazement and arousal. (You mean "ink" not "pen".)

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 8 September 2009 9:29

He only wishes he could've "accidentally" gotten "ink" on your nipple ;D

Comments

Arcterion 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 9:58

Lmao... You rule. :D

hairytoenails 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 10:44

ydi for using a pen

cl9595 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:18

lol

hairytoenails 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 10:44

ydi for using a pen

omgwhatanfml 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 10:48

uh...he is a guy..the boss is a guy... only slightly queer? lol!

Jennika 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 10:58

Ahahah that's sexy, dude. I'm sure he enjoyed it deep down. :)

mandapanda 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 12:30

Aha! It never says the VP was a male.

were_giraffe 2

Tuesday 8 September 2009 12:36

Now you know why many people keep a spare shirt at work. Next time you buy shirts for work, pick up an extra one and keep it in the package... so when you ink yourself you can just go to the bathroom and change. and hopefully not ink yourself again on the new one.

mastory96 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 12:44

WIN. :D

youlose_ 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 13:59

joe biden?????????????????????

plexico 3

Tuesday 8 September 2009 14:37

It was the orgasmic pleasure faces you were making that really made the VP squirm. Why couldn't just wait until you were in your car at a stop light to do that like any normal guy would?