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By Help - 16/09/2011 16:20 - Australia

Today, at work, I found a used condom in the fax machine. I'm the electrical maintenance repair for the company. I have to untangle it from the belts. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 06:01

Today, at my appliance job, we received a used dryer that needed to be fixed. I took it in the back room to test it. I plugged it in and turned it on. It started to smell so bad that I went to shut it down, but before I did I see two used condoms fly out of the back vent. FML

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By ohEw - 09/11/2017 10:00 - United States - Pasadena

Today, while doing my laundry, I found a very clean but presumably used ribbed condom in my freshly washed and dried sheets. It was not mine. FML

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By TzarErik - 06/08/2014 23:33 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML

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By Confused lesbian - 16/07/2018 13:30 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2020 20:00

Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML

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By cashier - 12/07/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, I was trying to clean the belt of my register at work at a grocery store. I noticed two strips of rubber stuck in the corner of the belt, and after pulling on them periodically all morning one finally came loose. It was a foot. I had been pulling at a dead rat trapped in the belt. FML

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By bleu_noir - 14/02/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

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By laundryduty - 15/06/2019 20:14

Today, I was doing laundry at work. I work at a spay/neuter clinic and was about to throw in a load of towels when I noticed something in the washer. It looked like one of the detergent packets we use. It was a testicle. FML

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By whiskey'swino - 09/06/2019 14:19

Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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Friday 16 September 2011 23:50

Haha Yes! :) You Better Hope That "Cums" Out Easy!

MeeshaMeeshaPup 8

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:16

your face and comment freaks me out. mostly your face.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:38

Holy. Never in my life, 30.

jillianmathers12 13

Saturday 17 September 2011 1:19

I know that there is cum in the condom in the fax machine! I would just break the top off and pray that it doesn't spill

aznpiboy24 5

Saturday 17 September 2011 1:20

30 said it herself, she's stupid.

jillianmathers12 13

Saturday 17 September 2011 1:21

How did I say I'm stupid?

Mitch_Connor 11

Saturday 17 September 2011 1:38

Secretary's in line for a huge bonus, apparently.

Jujubilee 1

Saturday 17 September 2011 1:39

That's so disgusting. I hope they got caught on camera and get fired.

Bluemonster3 26

Saturday 17 September 2011 1:43

At least it is something different :D

mrmetr 4

Saturday 17 September 2011 1:54

DNA ? test it and bust them. Or just say at least some one is getting some. I prefer to just let it go and set up a camera, blackmail, and depending on who it was you could retire.

Buzzy123 7

Saturday 17 September 2011 1:55

Recycle it for your own use. And that's a pretty weird place to do it o.O

je_suis_fml 11

Saturday 17 September 2011 2:19

I wish there was an age limit on this site or proactive parents taking advantage of parental control for PCs and mobile devices for the feisty babies whom don't understand grownup talk...