Work: Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn...

By bipbip - 12/11/2008 07:53 - France

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2013 01:04 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my boss put me on suspension for violating company policy by having non-work related mail in my inbox. They were spam emails. FML

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By jeed(1) - 25/08/2013 21:36 - France - Marseille

Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML

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By themanontheright - 01/03/2010 20:50 - United States

Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML

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By NoJobNovember - 06/11/2014 19:09 - United States - Wadsworth

Today, I took a video of a fellow employee doing nothing but watching YouTube videos at work. When I showed the video to my boss, hoping he'd be reprimanded, I got fired for operating video equipment on company grounds. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 20:48 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2016 18:02

Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML

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By arknvl - 07/03/2013 18:12 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML

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By hangman - 01/08/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML

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By benoit - 15/03/2013 12:35 - France

Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML

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By golfstar11 - 11/12/2012 02:05 - United States - Savannah

Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML

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Liveanotherday 0

Friday 6 March 2009 6:46

You shouldn't be looking at **** while at work. If you must look at that kind of thing then do it in the privacy of your home or appartment. Having the discipline to not look at pornography while at work shouldn't be a problem unless you have a serious problem.

Sneak_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 5:00

First, it's common knowledge that browsing habits at work are always monitored. Second, why would you look at **** at work? You can't jack off, can you? If you can, why WOULD you?

Comments

Bemilu 4

Monday 7 May 2012 6:50

You. Are. An. Idiot.

blink_kid 32

Sunday 22 July 2012 12:37

Why were you looking at **** at work? Don't you have a job to do?

hurley12 30

Monday 14 January 2013 11:36

YDI, what you don't deserve is to be payed for watching **** instead of doing your job. Why wouldn't they fire you?

Hipnog 15

Friday 6 December 2013 13:35

My guess is that he watched **** at home.

RoninJedi 9

Thursday 16 January 2014 2:17

Admitting your problem is the first step to recovery. Or in this case, maybe you should just sack up and get your work done - plenty of time for that other crap at home. Just sayin'.

Neckyl 6

Friday 7 February 2014 17:47

Are you serious? Why would you even complain about something that is so clearly the fault of your own idiocy.

CoriCat 25

Sunday 23 February 2014 20:27

Did you ever stop to think that maybe someone was using his computer to look at ****, and that he wasn't the one doing it? It wouldn't be a true fml it he was doing it himself.