Work: Today, at work, I was about to close a big sale, when a coworker...

By Anonymous - 15/05/2015 20:58 - United States - Evanston

Today, at work, I was about to close a big sale, when a coworker rushed over and said there was a call for me in the office. He heavily implied my mom had died, and I rushed out. After I figured out there was no call and that my mom was fine, he'd already stolen my sale and the commission. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 115

You deserved it 2 391

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Stop doing this

By Anonymous - 06/07/2021 22:01

Today, my sister called me at work and told me our elderly mom had passed away. I dropped everything and rushed home, to find out she was fine, and that my sister was just pranking me. When I explained this to my boss, he accused me of lying to get out of work, and I was fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 612

You deserved it 86

By JoeyTheJedi - 18/10/2016 00:31 - United States - Batesville

Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's been a death in the family, then abruptly hangs up. I speed home, to find my mother holding the tiny corpse of a fish that she got 2 weeks ago. I got fired for being late to work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 428

You deserved it 1 324

By paid to scoop ice cream not nana-sit - 17/06/2016 03:13 - United States - Fall River

Today, I was working when my boss left briefly, leaving me with her elderly, senile mother. Not only did I have to chase her when she ran after a stranger on the road, I turned my back for 5 seconds to do my actual job and she walked off. When my boss returned, I had to tell her I lost her mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 051

You deserved it 1 107

By derbyboy - 19/10/2011 05:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 146

You deserved it 22 096

By firedlol - 02/08/2018 19:00

Today, I accidentally showed up 5 minutes late for my shift. My boss mercifully declared that I would not be fired if I called my mother and told her I love her. My mom died 11 years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 042

You deserved it 256

Thanks mom

By unemployed - 24/08/2012 18:00 - United States - Alhambra

Today, my mom called while I was at a job interview. I ignored the call, but the interviewer was so offended by the fact I'd rudely left it on at all, that he threw me out. I found out from my mom later that she'd called to wish me good luck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 484

You deserved it 26 346

By darianvilla - 22/07/2016 23:35 - United States - College Park

Today, I was happy because my co-worker was almost about to get fired due to his lazy habits. It was all going so well. Then I accidentally put my biggest sale yet under his name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 973

You deserved it 16 840

Asshat

By no compassion - 16/04/2013 10:50 - United States - Aurora

Today, working in customer support, I received a call from a woman who'd just been robbed. My supervisor asked what was taking so long; I told him that she was hysterical. He took my phone and told her to call back when she had her "shit together", then hung up. I take orders from this dude. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 375

You deserved it 4 023

Thanks mom

By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 00:00

Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 674

You deserved it 487

Commission demon

By TheNewSalesRep - 21/01/2016 02:37 - Canada - Brantford

Today, on my second day at my new job, my supervisor told me that I was ready to make a sale on my own. Things were going well, until said supervisor interrupted my sales pitch, apologized on my behalf for being new, and stole my sale. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 447

You deserved it 1 369

Juicenub 25

Saturday 16 May 2015 8:58

This is unacceptable. You should inform your boss about this so your coworker will get what he deserves.

EatUrGreens 20

Saturday 16 May 2015 8:59

That is absurd, he can't get away with that !! There must be somewhere you can make a complaint. That's so mean as well to make you think your mum died just to steal your sale, who the hell in their right mind does that?

Comments

Zebediabolical 39

Saturday 16 May 2015 18:24

The cutthroat world of commission based sales strikes again.

Exaspera 54

Saturday 16 May 2015 18:37

Sue the bastard. Sugar in the gas tank. Bird poop on everything he owns. Lemon juice in his coffee. Ex-Lax in his brownies. Bananas in the tailpipe. Penis enlarger spam in his emails. Buckets of water over the office door. Minimally-clad Chippendales following him around the office making lewd gestures. "Just Married " painted on every window he owns. Love letters from questionable women in his snail mail. Men's underwear in his glove compartment. Just for starters. This is WAR.

BananaCoconutty 26

Saturday 16 May 2015 18:48

He is ****** in the head to do that!

udderbutter 15

Saturday 16 May 2015 19:01

Beat the shit out of your coworker

Death69 24

Saturday 16 May 2015 19:16

In general, I don't trust people. Especially co-workers. Unless they have earned my trust. So, had he approached me with that BULLSHIT. I would've turned around and said: "Yeah. I'm busy. Take a message."

travislemoine 7

Saturday 16 May 2015 19:33

I would beat his ass

inolongercare 19

Saturday 16 May 2015 19:38

Tell your boss! That is SO messed up!

Tannasgh 22

Saturday 16 May 2015 19:45

Are you aware the word gullible isn't in the dictionary?

GamerPerson 19

Saturday 16 May 2015 20:10

This is the reason why I don't work at places that you get paid based on commissions and sales. I had a friend that worked at Macy's and she was fresh out of high school, these older women were cutthroat and did everything to sabotage not only her, but each other as well. I'm sorry you had to experience that, OP. :(