Miscellaneous: Today, I'm in the hospital because I sliced my leg open. Why?...

By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 18:37 - United States

Today, I'm in the hospital because I sliced my leg open. Why? I jumped off my bed and scratched myself on the metal bed frame when Miss America was crowned to Miss Virginia. I'm 20 years old, and a man. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 07:35

Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 00:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML

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By 282 - 29/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was sitting on my younger sister's bed while I was on my phone. She came in the room and pushed me off the bed, and I ended up slicing the skin under my eye. Now, my parents are forcing me to pay for the injury for "hanging off the bed". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, I cut my finger open with a spoon. After waiting for 4 hours in the emergency room, the doctor told me I was missing too much flesh to qualify for stitches. He then called 2 other doctors in to examine it. Apparently they had a contest for patient with most ridiculous injury. I won. FML

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By Break A Leg - 08/08/2022 14:00

Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML

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lil_lucy23 0

Monday 1 February 2010 1:17

is this your "coming out" post? if so, congratulations! :)

studentwoes 2

Monday 1 February 2010 1:59

I will never understand why so many people who post on FML feel the need to write just awkward sentences. Why not just write "when Miss Virginia was crowned Miss America"?

Comments

Bl4ck_1c3 2

Monday 1 February 2010 1:15

fail

igetinyourpants 0

Monday 1 February 2010 1:22

First

iCrazie 0

Monday 1 February 2010 1:22

no sir epic fail

Bl4ck_1c3 2

Monday 1 February 2010 1:26

omg I was first... my parents would be so proud

tomc666 0

Monday 1 February 2010 1:26

wall it's your fault u dumbutt ass pirate why wer u watch it in ferst place!!!!

deadsrs 0

Monday 1 February 2010 1:31

you don't consider yourself a "mans man" do you op? lol

igetinyourpants 0

Monday 1 February 2010 1:31

stfu

npk88 0

Monday 1 February 2010 1:51

off yourself

OMGoriginality 0

Monday 1 February 2010 2:21

LOL #69 EPIC WIN

qb3333 0

Monday 1 February 2010 2:23

I'm pretty sure all the executives of FML do is go through the comments and laugh at how retarted these arguments are.

pwincessa23 1

Monday 1 February 2010 2:46

Agree

jmcvey02 0

Monday 1 February 2010 2:56

Hey Tomc666, how about you learn how to spell before you speak. Also, why would you watch the show in the first place? Your fault.

Okie7123 0

Monday 1 February 2010 3:13

You're also going to be posting an FML when you get your hospital bill...

tedwin223 0

Monday 1 February 2010 6:33

epic first comment

ShadowzI 0

Monday 1 February 2010 6:52

true that

Bizzatch 0

Monday 1 February 2010 7:03

you're also an idiot.

Misty3242 0

Monday 1 February 2010 8:59

Jeeez harsh man

megastupid 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 6:28

u were not first

megastupid 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 6:29

w8 nevermind. I was tired and not reading usernames

bradsr0138 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 22:47

no sir, I believe you are mistaken about the "man" part!

sukhdeep 4

Sunday 4 April 2010 20:19

Wow...FAIL!

jtm333 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 4:10

this is a fail so epic, it's almost a win

ihatedads 0

Monday 1 February 2010 1:15

fail x2

omgcookeys 15

Friday 8 July 2011 5:53

I bet you're still a "Virginia" ;D

Volcan_fml 22

Monday 26 May 2014 14:59

OP, screw what everyone says. You don't have to be a woman to enjoy pageants, and you don't have to be gay. **** gender roles, do what makes you happy.