Work: Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an...

By mortified - 30/10/2010 04:12 - Canada

Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML

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By fxck - 04/02/2015 19:28

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumbs-up. FML

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Dancing King

By Anonymous - 23/09/2024 14:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I was demoted from my job because the security cameras caught me dancing in the elevator, and it was considered "inappropriate behavior." I was celebrating getting a promotion. FML

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By JoLaFritte - 07/11/2008 10:10 - France

Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML

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Flashdance

By Muhd Hazrie - 27/07/2021 02:01

Today, I was working as a security guard in a office building. It was 5 p.m. and most of the staff had gone home so it was pretty quiet. I did a little ballet dance around my security post. When I turned around, I saw my supervisor taking a video of me. He sent it to my boss. FML

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By Smile No More - 13/05/2011 12:27

Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML

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By Eric Forrest - 24/02/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML

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By aragmir - 18/12/2016 06:10 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while working at a nursing home, I was alone in the station and figured I could sneak one out. It wound up being very loud, and I could hear the faint snickering of a patient in the next room. Every time he saw me for the rest of the day he would burst out laughing. FML

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By Wraith - 06/11/2013 17:27 - Canada - Holland Landing

Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML

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Fashion show

By Anonymous - 27/04/2016 10:39 - United States - Lemon Grove

Today, I was pretending a long corridor at work was a catwalk, when a coworker walked out just in time to see me prancing around like an idiot. Now the whole building is laughing about it. FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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nathan5 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 17:17

Oooh, you two...i think its time for a blonde fight! round 1: what's 2+2 lol jk

xxLauraSxx 4

Saturday 30 October 2010 16:54

....... wow. unhygienic? that's what you think about when you read this? get a life.

Comments

fakeaccountX 6

Sunday 31 October 2010 5:41

This is how you do it Pick your nose and chew it

MitchellK 3

Monday 1 November 2010 0:57

Then don't pick your nose dumbass.

imright24 0

Monday 1 November 2010 13:45

Amazing how disgusting some pigs are. No offense to any pigs.

WiNnInG1997 6

Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:13

LOL.

hunterrorickisab 0

Monday 12 December 2011 2:15

Slack. XD

cartedor 18

Wednesday 2 January 2013 23:33

You must have done the deed in very obvious way and digging it for considerable time. Where did you wipe the booger then? On the ground floor button?

gatorgirl7563 22

Sunday 24 January 2016 20:47

I don't know why everyone is saying YDI, we've all picked our nose when we're alone. It was just bad luck that there was a camera pointed at you and a bored security guard watching it.