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By staringisrude - 27/08/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML

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By Red-cheeked - 18/05/2011 13:08

Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML

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By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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Dumbass

By rackman007 - 13/05/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML

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Creepy

By Finn - 05/07/2016 06:49 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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By be_nj - 29/05/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML

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By wsumt - 29/01/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML

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Not my sunnies!

By ladyofzanarkand - 20/05/2020 20:00

Today, while out shopping, a middle aged man snatched my sunglasses off my face, threw them off the ground, and stomped on them, saying, "That’s what you get for trying to look cool, asshole!" I suffer from light-induced migraines. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML

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nikkiandyou 0

Friday 28 August 2009 1:23

hmmm, was the person like bald or osmething, or have like scalp wrinkles that made it look likes lips? funny....but like...so weird..i dont get how you could have mistaken it

24788 6

Friday 28 August 2009 1:21

FHL, he had to meet you.

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SVelasquez 0

Friday 28 August 2009 5:53

Woow. You deserve it if you treat your customers with that kind of piss poor respect.

Amkii 0

Friday 28 August 2009 6:14

Wow, way to respect the customers. Jeez. You are a blind ass.

lifeislife_fml 0

Friday 28 August 2009 6:14

I totally agree. I don't care when people say 1st, and that comment just made it better.

RideOorDiee 0

Friday 28 August 2009 6:23

Wdf?!! If i was that guy id tell your fkn manager!! Bullshit get you fired!! You little dumb ass! Even if he was stairing hes still a costumer you shoulda said may i help you!! Dumb ass ************!!!

Synapzze 0

Friday 28 August 2009 6:24

Alright, I know where OP's coming from. If you're just concentrating on something else, and suddenly you see a guy out of the corner of your eye just stop walking, you might think he's staring at you. Most likely, he was bald and had enough fat that the back of his head formed a very prude looking human face in her peripherals.

catriona_cd 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 1:39

your as dumb as the op.. if some one sudenly stops and looks in your direction, thats NOT staring, that means he maybe looking at something the shop sells near the op. or maybe cos the ops is doing something he wanted to wait till she was finished b4 asking her where something is... so your reply is as invalid as the op's life is to the rest of us

wet11 2

Friday 28 August 2009 6:54

YDI Asshole! Maybe that was Guy Fieri shopping.

OlSailor 0

Friday 28 August 2009 7:20

That dudes got a hairy face.

shoegal808 0

Friday 28 August 2009 7:21

So..you thought it was strange that he kept staring.. Didn't you think it was stranger that he had no mouth, nose, his ears were facing the wrong way, he had an ass where his penis should be and his feet were facing the other direction. This has got to be the dumbest thing I've ever read.