By Few_Absolutes - 12/10/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, at work, my stomach hurt and I passed gas for relief. Moments later, I discovered that my loose, silent "fart" was actually a wet, sneaky shart. The mess was beyond repair; I had to fake a family emergency and crept out of the office so that my coworkers wouldn't see my obvious crap stain. FML
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Few_Absolutes 0

Wellllll ... I'm not 100% sure that someone DIDN'T see it. People are such backstabbers in my office that no one would ever say it to your face; they'd just gossip about you at the water cooler.

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allmidnighteyes 10

"The mess was beyond repair" WTF? Was it like, dripping down your leg or something? Did the raw power of the shart rip through your underwear and through your pants?

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SmilesAlotXD 0

if theres 1 important lesson to be learned in life its "never trust a fart"

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swimmin234 0

eeeeewww thats gross thats y u ho into the bathroom and fart u idot haha

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fYOURlifEdUde 0

Really gross. I wouldn't really consider this a FML though being how noone actually had to see the mess you made. Still FYL for having it happen to you anyway. "/

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Scrantoncity 0

She sharted cuz she got anal from her boss

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Ajjas013 6

Maybe you should wear diapers >_>.

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danzigPO_1939 0

and you're a robot, if you've never had diarrhea nor farted in public. people have bowel movements, get used to it.

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Few_Absolutes 0

My drawers were shot, but I was able to salvage the pants. Cheers!! =)

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Few_Absolutes 0

Thanks! So's your mom, so I guess I'm in good company. =)

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South_Park_Shay 0

How is this a FML? You got out, and nobody saw you, end of story.

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KZN02 18

If you didn't get caught, then congrats on averting humilation.

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myballs 0

Let this be a life lesson. If you have to fart, and have a stomach ache, go to the bathroom just in case. I've never misjudged a bowel movement for a fart, but I do this just to avoid ******** myself. When the time comes (and I'm sure it will) that I sit down on a toilet and try to let one rip, and start violently ********, I will be a happy man.

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wellinever 5

Wow, such control you have over your life. I've had this happen to me once. Convinced it was just going to be a quiet little bottom burp, and then oops! Fortunately the mess was not beyond repair, but I did have to ditch the boxers till I could do some shopping. OP has my sympathies - especially if the results were visible.

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nazooer 11

Why should Sam_licker81 wear diapers?

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