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There's no good way to find out you lost your job, but that was a pretty bad way. Good luck in your job search.
"usually always?" what's that?? "40% of the time, it works every time"
shoul've pretended you didn't notice and made him let you go, face to face
What bastards! Did you work for Werner-Hogg?
Something similar happened to me once: I showed up to work and this girl who never, ever spoke to me was really nice, and within minutes I was being given my walking papers. The real F in it all? I'd suggested my replacement the day before when my boss asked me who was the best candidate to bring in to complete our crew.
FML Staff, you know that thing you sometimes do, where you fix the wording on awfully phrased FMLs? Yeah, do that.
Well, that sucks, but that's the nature of the beast. It's called natural selection. It was just your bad fortune to be at the bottom of the food chain. FYL, of course, but shit happens.
You're getting fired because your picture is missing from a wall? In that case, you should take down and hide the pictures of all the coworkers you don't like, including your boss.
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There's no good way to find out you lost your job, but that was a pretty bad way. Good luck in your job search.
You should have put a new picture of yourself up, extra points if you flipped off the camera in it! :D