Transportation: Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had...

By orgasmicriding - 22/12/2012 22:55 - United States - Wyandotte

Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By Krissy - 25/01/2010 08:36 - United States

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML

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By nevergoingonabusagain - 30/05/2009 06:52 - Canada

Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2012 19:10 - United States - Clinton

Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML

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Pure class

By DanceOnTheEdge - 20/07/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML

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By porkythighs - 27/12/2009 14:19 - Singapore

Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML

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By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

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By tukkies - 03/10/2010 09:23 - South Africa

Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML

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Weirdo alert!

By CuteFeeties - 07/08/2022 18:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 17:07 - South Africa

Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML

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StalkerChick 13

Sunday 23 December 2012 9:33

I'm surprised that your boyfriend would allow you to sit in his brother's lap. o_o

onedayinamsterda 14

Sunday 23 December 2012 9:32

He's just happy to see u ;)

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sobeowns 2

Monday 24 December 2012 3:24

haha well now u can officially say that u had both siblings... question is, which one is better?

Markg1994 0

Monday 24 December 2012 10:13

Lol that's why he should have sat on your lap instead of you sitting on his :P

JohnBlack1991 4

Monday 24 December 2012 10:42

it was the vibrations...

bwzwally8 15

Monday 24 December 2012 14:52

That's what she said...

zeck27 4

Monday 24 December 2012 16:15

Why didint his brother drive and you sit on your boyfriends lap?

mowmowlife 21

Monday 24 December 2012 20:43

Today, my brother made his girlfriend sit on my lap on the way to the store, as he owns only a douchey sports car. My mind drifted off and I suddenly got a boner. Then, we hit a bumpy road. She won't talk to me. FML

VScpu 3

Tuesday 25 December 2012 11:05

Someone should have just went in the trunk

yungbrittany98 8

Wednesday 26 December 2012 16:02

Lol, like this reminds me of the time I went to Hampton with my friends. We were in a small Toyota and like we had 6 people in a 4 person car. I had to sit on this kids lap and like half the time he was hard.. Idk but we ended up dating for a month so yeah. :)