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By buttpain - 11/01/2017 13:25

Today, being a snow day, I decided to take a nice nap before resuming cleaning my room. Changed back into pajamas, climbed into bed, and found that one of the cats peed on my sheets. I've made negative progress, and had my underwear soaked in someone else's cold urine. FML

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By Mel - 11/09/2018 14:30

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cacheson 41

Wednesday 11 January 2017 14:57

Sounds like urine for some laundry today.

ber4fun 23

Wednesday 11 January 2017 13:54

Well that's certainly enough motivation to start cleaning first and take a nap later.

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KneeGrowMancer 0

Wednesday 11 January 2017 11:04

Your cat is doing god's

mkmon7 21

Wednesday 11 January 2017 13:29

Wow you must of been pissed.... sorry but someone had to do it

ber4fun 23

Wednesday 11 January 2017 13:54

Well that's certainly enough motivation to start cleaning first and take a nap later.

cacheson 41

Wednesday 11 January 2017 14:57

Sounds like urine for some laundry today.

Cinderstar95 13

Wednesday 11 January 2017 16:45

Unless this is a pattern with your cat do beware that your fur baby might be trying to tell you something. He or she might have a urinary tract infection. If they do they will sometimes pee where you spent a lot of time to tell you. A visit to your vet might just be in order.

gichikku 14

Wednesday 11 January 2017 19:16

I agree. It could be that, they don't like you, the litter box needs cleaning, they have peed there previously and you never got the full scent out, or other reasons. If none of the ones I said definitely get checked.