Animals, Poopoo peepee and Cats: Who run the world? Cats!

Who run the world? Cats!

By tease_ftx - 31/08/2017 13:00

Today, as I was laying down to sleep, I grabbed my covers and realized the cat pissed on them and on my body pillow. Now I'm up at 1 a.m. doing laundry so I can have clean bedding and my kids are awake. FML

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By Zodiacfall - 27/10/2019 02:00

Today, I replaced my bedsheets with new, clean ones. I went to the bathroom to wash up, and when I came back, my cat had peed exactly where my head would be. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2018 23:30

Today, I got home from work, took a shower, got ready for bed, and laid down right in cat piss. Now I'm shampooing the mattress and taking another shower just to sleep on the couch. FML

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By buttpain - 11/01/2017 13:25

Today, being a snow day, I decided to take a nice nap before resuming cleaning my room. Changed back into pajamas, climbed into bed, and found that one of the cats peed on my sheets. I've made negative progress, and had my underwear soaked in someone else's cold urine. FML

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Wet dream

By Sara - 11/02/2022 04:01

Today, I woke up and realized I was soaked. The night before, I'd felt cramps so I was convinced it was my period… until I realized that my cat had marked his territory on me. All my sheets and blankets had to be removed. Yup, soaked right through! FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2016 06:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 16:03 - United States

Today, I woke up to my husband slowly pulling my blanket off me. I thought he was being romantic until I realized it was because the cat had puked all over me while I was sleeping. FML

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By piliseep - 01/12/2017 09:00 - United States - Apex

Today, at 6 am, I was suddenly jerked from the warm embraces of sleep by the smell of poo. I was very groggy and confused when my hand landed in something wet and cold. I turned on the light and was horrified to find that my kitten took a huge dump in my bed. It was everywhere. FML

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By Mel - 11/09/2018 14:30

Today, I woke up to find out my cat pissed in my laundry from last night. This includes underwear, so I had to go commando. I grabbed an old T-shirt and pants at the bottom of a drawer and left for school. Turns out the pants had a hole in the crotch and my period was due. FML

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By Cat Piss - 15/12/2013 16:58 - United States - Lavon

Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2020 20:03

Today, my cat pissed on my bed, so I had to change the sheets. Just as I got out of bed and take my first step, I stepped in my cat's poop as well and slipped, spraining my ankle. FML

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TempestXO 14

Thursday 31 August 2017 13:13

How do you know for sure it was the cat? Maybe it was your kids.

Akitakat 31

Thursday 31 August 2017 13:31

Cats urine has a very distinct & pungent odor. Trust me, there is no mistaking it!

Comments

TempestXO 14

Thursday 31 August 2017 13:13

How do you know for sure it was the cat? Maybe it was your kids.

Akitakat 31

Thursday 31 August 2017 13:31

Cats urine has a very distinct & pungent odor. Trust me, there is no mistaking it!

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 31 August 2017 15:52

Pussy is pissed.

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 31 August 2017 16:45

So are the sheets and body pillow!

Norja 33

Friday 1 September 2017 1:25

Do you only have 1 set of bedding? You may wanna invest in more.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 1 September 2017 23:04

You only own one set of bedding? You couldn't have just changed your sheets and done the laundry in the morning?

Regulate 21

Friday 1 September 2017 23:34

What is a body pillow?

Regulate 21

Sunday 3 September 2017 5:04

Thank you for the down-thumb without giving me an answer. I genuinely have no idea what it is. I guess I'll go to google instead of relying on some sort of human interaction. Cheers, chum.